Nintendo 64 

The greatest game system of all time, hands down. N64 is what kept me sane from 2nd grade to my freshman year in high school.

And on the eighth day, God said: Let there be Zelda on Nintendo 64! And God saw that this was, and it was good.

Nintendo 64 by A-Whack March 13, 2008

super nintendo 

The greatest system ever created,without a doubt. Unfrotuantely,most of the original consoles are sun-bleached and cracked,and some of the best games were Japanese exclusives(i.e. Terranigma,Seiken Densetsu 3)

Excellent games,to name a few: Chrono Trigger,A Link to the Past,Contra 3,Super Metroid,Super Mario RPG,Final Fantasy V,Final Fantasy VI,Final Fantasy IV Hardtype,Illusion of Gaia,Donkey Kong Country,Donkey Kong Country 2,Donkey Kong Country 3,Super Mario World,Yoshi's Island,Super Metroid,Kirby Super Star,Seiken Densetsu 3,Terranigma,Mega Man X,Mega Man X2,Mega Man X3,Rockman and Forte,Mega Man 7,Earthbound
Don't listen to wordsony roolz/word either. He will neve come into contact with a pussy in his life.

super nintendo by 0niTTRay January 19, 2004

Nintendo Simp 

Synonym : Nintendo Bootlicker

This is a type of corporation simp (or corp simp) who defends every single decision Nintendo does, no matter it's a crappy one or not. They mostly defend without any good researches and good logic, and when they seem to lose the conversation, some start to say their comments are opinions, some become goalpost shifters, some insult their colloquists, some prefer to stay quiet. They usually have age lower than 25 and use pfps of copyrighted characters.

Nintendo Simp : Nintendo will go bankrupt if people keep downloading their games.
Nintendo fan who disagree with Nintendo's crappy decisions : Nintendo simps are just weird.

Nintendo Simp by Shiine-1 March 7, 2022

Nintendo DS Lite

Pure sexiness. Infact it is an essance so sexy, that you could bottle it, then sell it to a french monarch at a price of 80 francs.

French Monarch: Sacre bleu! c'est l'odeur très sexé du Nintendo DS Lite!

Daniel: Yes, I do enjoy your countries prostitutes as well as your fine cheese.

Nintendo DS Lite by Daniel MacFarlane June 21, 2006

Because Nintendo 

When Nintendo announce a really cool thing, but caveat it with something dumb that nobody understands

"Animal Crossing looks amazing! My kids will love creating their own islands on the Switch!"
"You can only have one island per Switch, regardless of the profile."
"But why?!"

"Because Nintendo."

"Amazing! Mario 64, Sunshine and Galaxy are all coming to the Switch as part of a collection!"

"It's only available until March."

"But why?!"

"Because Nintendo."

Because Nintendo by Itsa_me_gameboy September 3, 2020

Nintendo 

A video game company that used to make toys and other products. They make great games and they're my personal favorite company. Unfortunately, idiots hate Nintendo, because if a little kid can enjoy Mario or Zelda, that must mean Nintendo is kiddy, right? Well fuck you, Nintendo is awesome.

Idiot: Hi, I hate Nintendo because they're all kiddy and the are t3h suck!
Me: Shut the hell up. You go play your shitty ass Madden games while I enjoy a game of The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past.

Nintendo by LoganR93 July 6, 2011

Nintendo Dolphin 

Original project name for the Nintendo Gamecube.

When is the Nintendo Dolphin coming out?

Nintendo Dolphin by Marshall Banana June 6, 2005