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Mothering Friend

When a friend acts like your mother and tells you off for doing/saying something wrong.
Mad: "Why did you change your status on Facebook?"
Kyle: "Because my Mothering Friend told me it was inappropriate. Stupid cunt."
by MaddieClip December 14, 2009
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MutteringDeath

Name used online to virtually harm others.

The name comes from Vietnam. The vietcong used to call the helicopters "saghasjlgj" which translates to "MutteringDeath" ; because American helicopters used to pwn nub villages and Ho Chi Ming lovers........and it sounds like somebody muttering while their flying.

Hater of the news guy with initials HR.
"MutteringDeath pwned that nub, w00t!"

"MutteringDeath destroyed my pissant village and killed my family, but then he left and now i'm gay for Ho Chi Ming."

HR: "I'm here in Vietnam today to talk to some squinting eyes about the battles in Vietnam's war with America, hello my fine lad, you look like you finger your hole, do you have any stories about the war with the evil empire?"
Viet Cong: "I was just minding my own business mining ore for Nod, when MutteringDeath shows up to destroy my base"
HR: "Wow sounds like fun"
VC: "No it wasnt fun you cunt, all i hear is this whub wob whub wob whub wob, and then there were bullets, bombs, and fire all over"
HR: "Is that the noise now?"
VC: "What are you talkin.....Oh shit he's back"
HR: "Aw lame, he just shot my arms and legs off"
by MutteringDeath December 14, 2008
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Mothering

To have sex with for money or prostitute
I need to find a whore for some mothering
by Mringer0001 June 25, 2018
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Mything

To lie
John: oi I shagged a potato last night my guy.!!
Jim: bro u better be mything
by ankle1 March 20, 2018
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mothering

want to have sex like a widkangaro with other mom or mom
(im mothering your momtonight)
by dillyan January 24, 2011
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Motheringly

When a lady in your life realizes that you are doing something incorrect and makes the change for you.
Leila motheringly switched the dirty napkin for a clean one because Michael was not going to do it himself.
by MaestroGuru October 27, 2021
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Motheringly

When your partner performs acts towards you as a mother would to a child.
"Would you believe that Leila switched my napkin? She is so Motheringly"
by MaestroGuru November 4, 2021
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