myfaggot

Faggots who use myspace and think it is cool.

Jim: :"Where is Bob?"
Alex: "He is updating his myspace and looking at the gay comments people left after looking at his pictures"
Jim: " Man, he's been doing that for weeks, what a myfaggot"

by TH3 L33T 0N3 May 27, 2007

mybabydaddy

noun: spoken as one word, meaning "my baby's daddy." Heard frequently on "Judge Joe Brown," "Judge Mathis," and "The Jerry Springer Show." Used by illiterate people of all races and ethinicities, although most prevalent among blacks. A similar word set is "mybabymomma," meaning "my baby's momma," of course. Variations in pronunciation include "muhbebbidaddy" and "mabaybuhsdadduh."

Judge Joe Brown: So, Ms. Federline, who takes care of your children while you're out streetwalking?
britney: wail, they be either wit mah momma or over to they daddy's house, yer Honor.
JJB: Your mother and who?
britney: mybabydaddy. We broke up when he found out I was gonna give him another bastard child for him to not support.
JJB: Y'all are pitiful and I've heard enough!! Case Dismissed!

by earpuller December 28, 2005

MYFA

My mother and I came up with this while in Wal-mart. It means Move Your Fucking Ass. Myfa! said like "miff-uh."

MYFA MYFA MYFA!! You are in my way- MYFA!

by Jeanette Fritsche June 11, 2006

myface stalking

When you or someone you know reads EVERY comment on a persons myspace/facebook to acquire information on a person, then, when in a conversation the said person acts like they knew the information, as if they were told. But clearly the only way they knew was by reading other people comments.

Stalkers, myface stalking

by The Bay Area Stranger April 20, 2009

myfaces

Stagey faces that tweens/teenagers/emo kids use when posting pictures on myspace.
These faces include:
'omg!' (eyes wide, hand covering mouth)
'wtf?' frown, hands bent and out to the side)
'Happy Asian' (peace signs on either side of the face, pulling eyes sideways while doing so)
'i don't care' (raised eyebrows, looking at the corner of the ceiling, sideways mouth)
'serious and i mean it' (eyes downcast, stupid unsmiling expression)

These myfaces are usually accompanied by some super lame camera angle like above and diagonal.

people need to learn that myfaces don't make them look fun OR quirky in any way.

by Angelacia March 18, 2008

Myfaceipedia

What we get when we merge Myspace, Facebook, and Wikipedia. You type the name of anyone in the world into a search engine and get a picture of their face. It sucks, really, really bad, but it won't be invented till the year 5555, when your arms are hanging limp at your sides, your legs got nothin' to do, some machines doing that for you...

Dude: "Did you check out MyFaceIpedia last night?"
Friend: "Holy shit! Did you just stand up?!"
Dude: "Yeah, so?"
Friend: "This is the year 5555!"
Dude: "Oh yeah."
Falls down.

by Parodist April 25, 2009

MyFamily'sPooraphobia

The irrational fear of going into a store realizing your family is poor and you cant afford expensive clothes that you dont need.

Kyle: "Hey wanna go to Brooks Brothers and check out their new spring selection?"
Brian: "No I think I might have MyFamily'sPooraphobia...."
Kyle: "That's a shame."

by MeowMeowMeow26 January 17, 2011