A friendless human characterized by a
big (and we mean enormous) nose and excessive amounts of dandruff. This
poor creature's sole purpose is to make other students feel better about low test grades.
Currently, the owner of Musty's nose is Jonnadiah, but the deed is often passed around in exchange for small sums of money (or Spicy
Chicken Sandwiches)
Student: Ah, sh*t, I got a 69 on the
AP Euro test. What did you get Musty?
Musty: 42.
Student: Well, at least I'm not you.