Messed

Fucked in the head. No idea about anything. Just Stupid!

You are messed. (with a disgusted look)

by Rich Ferrari November 29, 2003

mushed

a forceful pressing motion to the forehead, used to show dominance (usually from a man to woman, or woman to woman) and confrontation

On College Hill South Beach,

Brandon says, "Bitch"
Kyle replies, "I just told you not to call me out of my name (mushes Brandon)"
Brandon replies, "I'm not gonna fight you"
Kyle says, "You just got mushed like a bitch!"

by lja1091 May 5, 2009

missed the boat

Someone who failed to take advantage of a good opportunity.

I could have hooked up with her but now she's with him. Man, I totally missed the boat on that one.

by Penemue October 19, 2005

missed contact

not your ex, the infected one who got away from contact tracing authorities

Jane: Doctor Fox is positive with Covid-19. His whereabouts now is unknown.
Jill: So he's a missed contact out there, unquarantined and ready to infect anyone!

by timlight April 23, 2020

Mossed

The act of jumping and catching a football over a defender.

I mossed that cornerback, just Like Randy!

by MenOfScience September 21, 2018

missed connection

section of craigslist where people can post about strangers they saw on the subway, at work, in elevators, at rock shows.

can also be used as a verb.

woah he's fine. i'm gonna missed connection him tomorrow.

by bellewasok April 11, 2005

Messed Up Monday

Messed-Up-Monday is a slang term to describe getting drunk on Mondays. Similar to Thirsty Thursdays or Sober Sundays.

Hey do you want to get drunk tonight?

"Sure its Messed Up Mondays, lets get fucked up"

by chroine November 9, 2009