by Musch40 September 28, 2018
Get the muschtitis mug.1. a situation where you find yourself behind two or more fat people walking really slow through a confined area with no way around them. Usually they are totally oblivious to the fact that anybody else exists.
Unfortunately, the all-you-can-eat buffet had just ended and the hallway was long, narrow, and jammed with 300lb lard asses. There was no was around them. I was stuck in "mush hour".
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
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When monitoring effects of psychotropic substances, a commonly used term for a level that produces a just perceptible effect is "museum level." This is a slightly-over-threshold level which allows public activities (such as viewing paintings in a museum or scenery watching as a passenger in a car) to be entered into without attracting attention.
Person 1: Are you getting the fear? think we better turn back home..
Person 2: No not yet.. Im still cruising on museum level :)
Person 2: No not yet.. Im still cruising on museum level :)
by skeptikalia April 25, 2013
Get the museum level mug.A derogatory term used to describe a very promiscuous and barren woman who is often beyond her years and tries to dress and act much younger than she really is. Will likely attempt to copulate with school boys in high school or college, playing on naivety to make her move, due to her lack of ability to attract a mate more her age, and hopelessly believing that a younger males more potent semen will provide the answer to her inability to conceive.
Man, you better watch out for that teacher, she's a serious crippled egg museum. Don't think you're hot shit just cause she's flirting with you, she does it everywhere she goes, she's desperate for a kid and is too messed up for anyone her own age in their right mind to get involved with.
by Toasties YAY January 3, 2010
Get the crippled egg museum mug.In history Muse refers to any one of the 9 daughters of Zues responsible for inspiration in men.
Today our Muse still inspires men. She is warm and full of life. Extensive knowledge of music and art. She is a dancer, a comedian, a sinner, a saint, the girl next door, and a goddess. You will know a Muse by her hypnotic eyes, bright smile, quick wit, and the fluidity in the way she moves her body. If you have met a Muse you will be drawn to her.
Today our Muse still inspires men. She is warm and full of life. Extensive knowledge of music and art. She is a dancer, a comedian, a sinner, a saint, the girl next door, and a goddess. You will know a Muse by her hypnotic eyes, bright smile, quick wit, and the fluidity in the way she moves her body. If you have met a Muse you will be drawn to her.
by WebMc November 23, 2011
Get the muse mug.When you fap on call with or without letting the other person know, is tenderly referred to as 'pulling a mush'.
"Ah yeah, I was pulling a mush when I called you last night." "Really? You shouldve told me we could've done something."
by forgottenkiwis April 1, 2019
Get the pulling a mush mug.In Irish Slang: Derived from the Irish word 'Muise', meaning 'ah' or 'well'.
Musha is used in Irish slang to give either sarcastic pity, playful pity or real pity- depending on the tone used to say it.
Musha is used in Irish slang to give either sarcastic pity, playful pity or real pity- depending on the tone used to say it.
Fred: I have the man-flu.
Ann: Awww mushaaaa - it's just a head-cold.
Child: I hurt my knee
Aunty: Awww musha - come here I'll kiss it better.
Student: I have my exams today but I was out drinking last night and now I'm tired.
Sarcastic friend: Aww musha.
Ann: Awww mushaaaa - it's just a head-cold.
Child: I hurt my knee
Aunty: Awww musha - come here I'll kiss it better.
Student: I have my exams today but I was out drinking last night and now I'm tired.
Sarcastic friend: Aww musha.
by nikmeadnicolaaaa February 20, 2017
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