Bob: Would you like to smoke some muzzy with me?
Bill: No, I am getting drug tested by my employer tomorrow.
Bill: No, I am getting drug tested by my employer tomorrow.
by hammy48 June 15, 2007
Get the muzzy mug.Named after Murray Walker brittish Formula 1 motor sport comentator from 1949 to 2001, who often makes humorous mistakes during his commentary of Formula 1 races, also known for his catchphrase 'Unless I'm very much mistaken....I AM very much mistaken!'
Classic Murryism's:
"Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough?"
"...Cruel luck for Alesi, second on the grid. That's the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year..."
"Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough?"
"...Cruel luck for Alesi, second on the grid. That's the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year..."
by Karzac November 9, 2005
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This name is usually used for girls. Anyone with this name is considered to be ambitious yet lazy. She is seen as an introvert but is actually an extrovert, she enjoys going out especially with friends, and can be emotional sometimes. An open-minded person and has a lot of ideas.
by Ahmad Iskandar April 28, 2020
Get the Mursyidah mug.An inhabitant of the Discord server known as Muzzyland who is chronically online. May Allah(SWT) lead them to grass and some maidens.
by MuftiYoda April 11, 2022
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A scientific theory that indicates homo-sapiens acquire the competence and intelligence to telepathically communicate and cause two or more homo-sapiens to simultaneously activate their sensory system to go ahead and proceed with sending sensory signals to the phalanges which then will cause an imbalance in the forces, Newton's first law, if a body is at rest or moving at a constant speed in a straight line, it will remain at rest or keep moving in a straight line at constant speed unless it is acted upon by a force, the phalanges commence with acceleration, Newton's second law of motion, F = ma. Moreover, collision occurs when the phalanges make contact with an input device, all these actions occur due to a neurological telepathic communication between homo-sapiens that would bring them to the same place/state at the same time, unconsciously.
In simpler words, two or more people unconsciously start texting at the same time.
A scientific theory that indicates homo-sapiens acquire the competence and intelligence to telepathically communicate and cause two or more homo-sapiens to simultaneously activate their sensory system to go ahead and proceed with sending sensory signals to the phalanges which then will cause an imbalance in the forces, Newton's first law, if a body is at rest or moving at a constant speed in a straight line, it will remain at rest or keep moving in a straight line at constant speed unless it is acted upon by a force, the phalanges commence with acceleration, Newton's second law of motion, F = ma. Moreover, collision occurs when the phalanges make contact with an input device, all these actions occur due to a neurological telepathic communication between homo-sapiens that would bring them to the same place/state at the same time, unconsciously.
In simpler words, two or more people unconsciously start texting at the same time.
Person 1: *typing*
Person 2: *typing*
Person 1: wth man we were offline now we are online texting at the same time, is it a coincidence or is it "The Murzulus Effect"?
Person 2: *typing*
Person 1: wth man we were offline now we are online texting at the same time, is it a coincidence or is it "The Murzulus Effect"?
by Murdery September 11, 2020
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You sneak into your best friends bedroom while the're sleeping. Take their eyeglasses from the nightstand, and WHACK OFF the best load of pancake batter you can offer onto both lenses. Quietly depart.
When they put on their glasses in the morning, they realize they are the victim of the ol' Murky Jerky.
When they put on their glasses in the morning, they realize they are the victim of the ol' Murky Jerky.
Ferdinand realized right away when he couldnt see the alarm clock that he was the victim of a Murky Jerky.
by Aldo Johnson June 13, 2008
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