murpe

(pronounced Mur-pee)
1. A cute way to say maybe when you really do not want to answer a question honestly.
2. probably not

Q: Am I getting Fat?
A; Murpe.

Q: Are you going to give back that DVD you borrowed?

A: Murpe (said mischievous smile)

by Geo Smith September 05, 2007

Murp

Murp is one who is quiet and appears a little frumpy and upset.

You look really murpy today.
Why are you being such a murp?
Dude you are murpin over there.
You look like a murpy shwa.

by Murp Murp September 07, 2014

Murp

Abbreviation of Meat & Burp. This is when you do a satisfyingly tasty burp after eating a meat-flavoured packet of crisps (normally Beef or Bacon)

Damn! That murp was tasty!

by BlueLynx190403 March 01, 2016

Murp

A word you say when you want to agree with a controversial statement, but at the same time you don't want to seem like an asshole.

"OMG, Rachel is such a bitch."
"Murp"

by agranulocytosis September 26, 2017

Murp

It's a sound of annoyance, happiness, sadness. Anything and everything, you can murp about it.

Jackson the timekeeper... MUUUURRRPPP, Murp

by Murpnjoe March 31, 2022

Murp

To ooze over, overflow out of it's container

Her back fat murped out of her low rise jeans.

by Bitchicus October 01, 2008

Murped

Unnaturally ugly and weird looking

Wait Alex is actually murped

by Francescrawr July 14, 2021