marmite bandit

A person who would rather the anus of another man than the furry taco of a woman.

also see back door bandit and hershy highway

"That joe joe sims is a real marmite bandit"

"I bet that marmite bandit likes it in the Hershy highway"

by Samuel Wilson June 16, 2004

Marmite Miner

Slang for a gay male who engages in anal intercourse with another male.

Jonathan seems to be walking funny, he must have been ploughed by kyle, hes a known marmite miner in Runcorn.

by hes a right uphill gardener February 14, 2019

marmite pot

the act of using exceptional amounts of toilet tissue in order to clean the nippsy

Barry couldnt get his arsehole clean, some say he had an "arse like a marmite pot"

by john rotten December 10, 2007

marmite muncher

After anal sex the resulting mixed discharge of sperm and poo, then greedily lapped up like marmite on hot buttered toast.

I say Mr Cholmdley-Warner your breath is a bit suspect have you been a marmite muncher with Mrs Cholmdley-Warner, Old Chap?

by Gary Johns July 18, 2006

mermit

Not a hermit exactly, a lonely chav in exile

'ere, look at that mermit over there, he's not in our chav gang!'

by 1uk3 July 31, 2006

marmite

Something to spread on toast when theres no nutella left.

Either love it or hate it - in the words of the Marmite people themselves.

by Lolli Queen September 22, 2005

Marmite Miner

One who likes to mine for Marmite in another man's arse.

RnR is a Marmite Miner with Dusty

by OMK Fatomanu March 22, 2003