murdur

To take something away from someone or something. To change someeone or something.

I was sitting down typing on the computer, but then I got murdured and had to go do something else.

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

murmur pants

A reference to the tight leggings which reveal the lips of the vagina. Often worn in the high street. English Preston slang derived from murmur. 'I can see the lips moving but can't tell what the cunts saying'.

Check out the murmur pants on her.

by toeselecta July 26, 2011

Murdur

A common mispelling of the word murder.

Usually mistyped by accident, laziness, or legit stupidity. However it's often found online as usernames or examples of various hurrdurr/emahgerd/derp meme speak.

A: Mkay, so what's your username?
B: Oh, its uh - bloodymurdur89.
A: Lol what, 'murdur'? Kek so edgy. Er u gern murdur meh tu?
B: ... maybe.

by Wheyt June 28, 2018

merfur

To like beyond pleasure or arousal. Progressive "like", ie. borderline like/love.

I have been with Neil for a week and I already merfur him. I want to love him, but I don't think I know him well enough yet...hence, I merfur him.

by Saundra E. R. November 1, 2005

sphincter murmur

occurs when your anus spasms after digestion of spicy foods.

when Dave ate the nacho pile he had a sphincter murmur.

by Dave Rollie April 8, 2008

Dick Murmur

A person that resonates arrogance and ignorance in the same being. Their cocky demeaner and outright stupidity belies a low IQ, high self esteem and little regard for their fellow man.

Ron is a dick murmur.

by SYB January 19, 2009

your to get murdured

Something that a chickenshit sissy would say when it couldnt squash its own beef.

This chickenshit sissy was jeallous of what I was doing so it told me "your to get murdured" and then I stopped doing what I was doing.

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007