a murderer

A handjob given while wearing black leather gloves.

My husband Sean wanted to be adventurous and asked for a murderer. So I put on my black leather gloves and gave him a handy in a dark broom closet.

by Stefalpha February 16, 2018

Murder

A very good and enjoyable pastime. Great fun for all ages! Never too young to start!

What do you want to do tonight? Sex?

nah. I'd rather go commit a few Murders.

by AnimeObsessedFreak January 18, 2020

murderer

A word that sounds cool when said by Gollum.

Muuuuurdereeeer.

No, no.

by El Fredo November 2, 2004

Murder

(noun)
The decision to wear both socks and sandals in the same outfit

"Dude, why are you wearing your Birkenstock's and Nike socks in the same outfit?"
"I don't know man I thought it was cool."
"That's an act of murder."

by Corny Beans January 14, 2020

murder

kinky taken too far

cerberus: I thought about slowly suffocating you while you sleep
gladion: but I never sleep
cerberus: while you're awake then
gladion: kinky
cerberus: wait no it's murder
gladion: that's kinky taken too far

by LadySasaki February 1, 2020

Murder

A large group of wandering douchebags. A full murder consists of five or more pricks. A smaller murder is three.

guy 1: Oh my god, I just had to ride on the bus next to a whole murder!
guy 2: I feel so bad for you, dude.

by Sususususup August 6, 2011

murder

killing another human on purpose!

i would gladly murder George Bush he's such a dip-shit!

by Kill_that_mother_fucker January 21, 2006