musted

When a girl ejects vaginal lubricant when turned on.

I went to see Magic Mike XXL and totally musted myself

by Weird Matty April 16, 2017

Munted

An item that no longer works; is without use.

My CD player is totalled munted - i'll have to get it fixed.

by cazzhendrix June 12, 2003

munted

Broken, beyond any form of repair, compeletely useless.

You've really gone and munted it now

by Paula-Rose July 10, 2005

Muted Trumpet

Similar to the rusty trombone except performed on a woman. While giving her a rim job you reach around and slide your fingers into her sweet spot, thus appearing to be playing a muted trumpet.

by The Jive Turkies March 27, 2003

face muted

When a person inadvertently touches the mute button on an Android cell phone while talking. This causes the person who face muted the caller to wonder why the person on the other line can't hear them. This is because when you place the phone too far from your face it activates the mute button.

Dude you face muted her and she can't hear you!

by runalicerun April 20, 2010

Munted

Broken; damaged; not functioning correctly.

If I was to take to someone's car with a baseball bat the panels would become munted

by Alex (inspired by Lee) April 26, 2008

Munted

When some thing is destroyed, misshapen or wrecked.

"see that car crash?"
"Yeah. The car got munted"

by blackie_nz_rox August 3, 2007