minkey

the French pronunciation of monkey,
a la "Inspector Clouseau" of
"Pink Panther" movies fame.

"You're an ass minkey!"

by Tom S. February 17, 2004

Yo monkey on fire

Sex organs are excited and inflamed.

Man, yo monkey on fire seeing this booty!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Monkey Fucking

Adjective used to refer to a person usually male who will have sex with any woman. Someone who is so indiscriminate that they would fuck a female monkey. Eventually its use was broadened so that it became used to describe anyone whose habits are unpleasant, unsavoury or just plain weird.

"Malcolm, you are, without doubt, the most useless cunt eyed, shit-licking, monkey fucking, piss-brained, ass kissing, fuck witted WOSP in the world!"

by AKACroatalin March 28, 2015

cubicle monkey

Pronunciation Key (kyoob-ikel mung-kee)
n. pl. cubicle monkeys

An anonymous, soulless white-collar cubicle dweller.

Bob is a cubicle monkey. He works from nine to five doing God-knows-what under fluorescent lights in a moveable three-walled office.

by W. Elliott April 23, 2006

monkey rack

A hairy chest.

Geezzz, why not get some hair removal from that monkey rack!

by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Brit Monkey

A way a tech support scammer calls someone from the United Kingdom

Scammer: are your from the UK
Victim: Yes I'm from the UK
Scammer: you pice of shit you a Brit Monkey

by BritMonkeyDextopHasWirus August 11, 2016

Wet Pancakes and Monkey Donuts

When your friend use this it means she isn't sober

Kloey's spirit animals are wet pancakes and monkey donuts

by Kloepetr November 1, 2020