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Multitaskoprocrastinate

"He managed to be to lazy do do his homework, the dishes, and his reading. All he did all day was Multitaskoprocrastinate."
by SilverSpeed February 11, 2009
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multitasking

1)Surfing the internet while carrying on an instant message conversaation.
2)Carrying on multiple instant message converations at the same time. Beware of typing something relevant to the wrong conversation.
1)While I chatted with my girlfriend on AIM, I looked up multitasking on Urban Dictionary.
2) person: ...and then my brother was eaten alive by emus.
Me: Yeah, dude, that's hilarious!
person: What the hell!? How is that funny, you sick f***!?
Me: Sorry, I was multitasking. A guy in another AIM conversation told me a joke.
by TubaGuitarMan February 14, 2007
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Multigamy

The term multigamy "form of marriage in which a person has more than one spouse." Like polygamy, but like better.
"No Van. I don't believe in monogamy, I believe in multigamy"
-"Don't you mean polygamy?"
"No, multigamy sounds better. It's a word I think, trust me."
by mattewcool November 30, 2009
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Multibasking

Someone you work with who tries to take the credit for every project they can, whether or not they had worked on it or had any meaningful input. Usually an insecure boss, or delusional ambitious corporate climber.
I hate it when Jane starts multibasking. She had nothing to do with the deal.

Did you see Simon in that meeting? He was multibasking like crazy, taking credit for the entire project.
by mintyman November 21, 2010
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Multimaster

I am a multimaster.
by Jon Abersold September 11, 2011
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multitasking

The act of looking at pornography and instant messaging at the same time.
"I was multitasking so much last night, best IMs ever."
by Raeko December 25, 2007
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Multishirting

The process of wearing more than one shirt, giving each shirt a specific task.
I usually wear three shirts. If I take the top one off there is a chance I'm going back out. If I take the middle one off, I am not leaving for sure. If I take the final one off I am going to bed. Multishirting is the best.
by Nevan & Tristan December 4, 2005
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