buffering

The short break(s) a dude takes during sex to make sure he doesn't get too excited and blow his load.

(Usually in an effort to make sure she comes first)

DUDE: (stops or slows down during intercourse)
GIRL: What happened?
DUDE: It's alright darling, I am buffering...

by Appelby October 20, 2009

suffering

The third ring of marriage.

first ring is the engagement-ring,
second ring is the wedding-ring ,
and the third we married men know is the suffering

by clampman&viceboy September 25, 2006

news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

There isn't any because the british authorities cover-up the crimes

There isn't any news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

by Maskchievous August 2, 2017

muffeling

To get ones face rubbed upon by a vagina out of humor or spite. Much like it's counterpart "teabag". Origin : Russel Howard

"If your'e not quiet, I'll be the one Muffeling your face!", said Susan.

by NickSmokes December 19, 2017

Buffering

Buffering refers to that period of time that you lost previous to when you suddenly become aware you are now not doing anything. This is your brain trying to load normal function and cognition whilst enhanced or debilitated by mind altering drugs. The time you were buffering will be unbeknown to the bufferer and they will then continue with a new task or indeed the original task.

Guys what was i doing? I seem to have been buffering...I'll rack up the next line then!

by Little Face December 12, 2014

muffing

a sexual act that may or may not be popular with trans women, according to Miranda Bellweather in Fucking Trans Women #0 muffing is the sexual act of penetrating one or both of the inguinal canals.

I LOVED muffing her last night

by censation December 15, 2010

end my suffering

When you have suffered enough

Ughh. End my suffering, I have 10 tests this week

by Ir0l3playb1sh August 18, 2018