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sand muncher

An individual who commits oral on a girl at the beach, thus leaving sand in his/her mouth. The end result: a sandy surprise.
Wow! That kid Jack is a real sand muncher!
by Fishbait June 18, 2020
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Cow Muncher

A name used to call someone fat and dumb without insulting them.
by JayBeeDoubleu March 4, 2010
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Sex Munchies

Just like the munchies you get from being high, this is getting very hungry after having some really good sex.

This mostly happens to guys after a good fucking session. This ensures you sleep well- satisfied x 2 !
Late at night:
"Are there some sandwiches still left in the fridge baby?*
"Yea I gat the Sex Munchies too John, get me some as well."
by Ntee September 7, 2013
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Cheek busting cake muncher

A raging homo who after finishes busting someone's cheeks, eats their feces too
Ved: Why does that guy, Delroy, always stink
ADon: Because after he has sex with a dude, he also eats munches their cake too
Ved: What a disgusting, cheek busting cake muncher
Adon: Stay away from that creep
by BirkbeckPHDUM October 15, 2018
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Drunk munchies

The craving to consume mass quantities of absorbents after a session of moderate to heavy drinking. The effects are twofold: slowing down the rate of alcohol being introduced into the bloodstream, and depleting the amount of easily/already prepared food in one's kitchen. Foods high in fat, carbs, and/or salt are high on the craving list, as well as foods that feel pleasant in the mouth (e.g. french fries).

The polite boozer will purchase sufficient absorbents beforehand before drinking at someone else's house.
"Is there any more of that Chinese food? All this beer has given me the drunk munchies."

note: translated from Drunkenese to grammatically correct English for ease of reading.
by AnonymousBoozer March 19, 2008
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peach-munching

My wife likes to be face down on the bed when I'm peach-munching her!
by talk2me-JCH2 July 15, 2021
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Rattle Munch

When a Men cannot get his penis erect due to the intake of too much alcohol when trying to have sexual intercourse with a lady friend. In this case the man performs oral on the woman while rapidly jerking off. The sole purpose of the “Rattle Munch” is to get the penis erect in a total black out. This move is 100% done only for the purpose of getting erect, not for pleasure to the lady. The male rapidly wiggles his tongue, making a brutal face, while burning a layer of skin off the penis. If done correctly, the female with have no idea the move is being perfected. The move was originated in Billerica, MA.
Chris gets home from the bar after drinking heavily. He went home with a girl with intensions of having intercourse. They are hot and heavy, but Chris penis is not working because he is 100% blacked out. Therefore Chris must “Rattle Munch” to get his penis erect. Once erect, intercourse can start.
by El Creepo 17 October 14, 2011
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