Skip to main content

mississipi mudslide

(noun) Usually used as a tactic of revenge/humiliation. Upon planning to have anal sex with a man, a woman consumes a healthy dose of laxatives. Then, once the action begins, she proceeds to shit all over his genitals and legs, leaving him absolutely appalled. As he stands in horror, she turns around and swiftly kicks him in the balls.
Still angry over being racooned, she invited him over for the evening, only to completely humiliate him with a Mississipi Mudslide.
by Radam Rutchison November 19, 2006
mugGet the mississipi mudslide mug.

mudslime

A term designated to no-good muslims (usually pakis, who have a lot in common with indians) who do nothing all day but prowl the streets to rape white girls, attend bomb-making lessons at their local mosques, and complain about rampant islamophobia. In essence, they are worth less than mud and slime, and are a tremendous burden to their communities; they will put up mosques and have prayer calls (athan) out loud for muslims to direct toward the mosque to pray, they will create sharia patrols pretending to be moral arbiters, and they'll play into the hands of (((them))) when they push for multiculturalism and open borders.

(Disclaimer: this is coming from an arab, and there are some arabs who fit this bill, but arabs should not be confused with muslims, neither should muslims with mudslimes)
go back to your shithole country you fucking paki mudslime

get your hands off our women you fucking bastard mudslime

oh great another mudslime preaching about islamophobia
by panarabnationalist July 2, 2019
mugGet the mudslime mug.

haribo mudslide

The sexual act of filling your mouth with gummy bears until they are glistening with saliva, then performing analingus and injecting them inside your partners anus from your mouth. Finally your partner squeezes them out onto a chocolate frosted cake.
These gummies are goin on a Haribo Mudslide tonight!
by TheMushroomKing April 7, 2019
mugGet the haribo mudslide mug.

mudsliding

The act of having anal intercourse immediately following administration of an enema.
Joey insisted on mudsliding last night, but funny how disinterested he was in the clean up afterwards.
by P&P Pooit January 8, 2020
mugGet the mudsliding mug.

memphis mudslide

When one attempts to deliver a Boston Pancake only to discover that they have diarrhea.
Dude, my chick was totally down for a Boston Pancake, but lost her mind when it turned out to be a Memphis Mudslide!
by P. Niss January 5, 2009
mugGet the memphis mudslide mug.

Mexican Mudslide

The term used when one farts into another's drink. Add "double shot" when the fart is a shart.
1. Jocelyn left her drink unattended and Joshua gave it a Mexican Mudslide.

2. While giving Jocelyn a Mexican Mudslide, Joshua sharted and made it a Double-shot!
by JCheyLovesTheRedSox August 17, 2009
mugGet the Mexican Mudslide mug.

Mongolian Mudslide

Careful preparation is crucial to successful execution of the Mongolian Mudslide:
1. 8 to 12 hours before the planned festivities, the man eats a robust meal consisting of late night taco truck fare, corn nuts drenched in habanero bean dip, cheap beer, and perhaps some questionable sushi from a gas station.
2. Chug a jug of Exlax or similarly aggressive diarrhea inducing agent.

When the time is right, the man straddles the woman’s chest and proceeds to receive a vigorous blow job. When things are heating up, the man unloads his colon with a fury normally reserved for a menacing volcano, evenly across the woman’s chest. The man then turns his attention to titty fucking those now muddy mountains. When the man cums, he is careful to artfully puts some snow on the tops of the two muddy mountains.

With some patience and practice, the Mongolian Mudslide can be a veritable piece of art, so don’t forget to take pictures for the family Holiday card.
Dude, did you see Lester’s photo of his Mongolian Mudslide? It was like a fuckin Bob Ross masterpiece with those happy little teats!
by Moit lives January 28, 2017
mugGet the Mongolian Mudslide mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email