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Mudflats

To perform a traditional Cleveland Steamer on a female with very small or almost non-existent breasts. Mudflats only apply to women with A cup sized breasts or smaller. Upon completion of the traditional steamer action of rolling back and forth, the breast area is left covered in a flat, dirty, wet and muddy state resembling an area of Mudflats found in coastal wetlands.
Harvey's flat chested girlfriend Amanda loves scat play. Harvey obliges her fetish needs by giving her Mudflats every weekend.
by Eaton Holgoode February 18, 2014
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mudflap chinstrap

A mudflap chinstrap is armor worn by whores when they give you a blumpkin.
That bitch was freaky. She offered to give me a blumpkin, but since I kinda cared about her I let her put on her mudflap chinstrap just in case there was any splash back.
by meestamo December 23, 2008
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Missouri mudflap

I must have seen a dozen Missouri mudflaps at the fair.
by spanishfly May 13, 2005
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Swedish Mudflap

It's when someone gives you a blowjob with snus in their mouth, and the snus runs down onto your balls like a mudflap.
Hey honey, I'd like an Ettan Swedish mudflap this morning.
by Professor Xia June 1, 2011
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Texas Mudflap

When a woman sits on the toilet backwards, a man then sits behind her. He places his erect penis flush against her anus as she begins to shit. As each turd is released and breaks off, the erect penis slaps back against the anus. This creates the distinct slapping sound of the Texas Mudflap.
"Thanks for the Texas Mudflap Hailee, my dick sure is shitty now," said Brett. "No problem, anytime," exclaimed Hailee.
by Nicole Brewer July 8, 2007
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Mudflapping

man i totally want to be mudflapping our waitress right now
by mm14 November 13, 2011
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Mississippi Mudflap

When you have sexual intercourse missionary style with a girl who has explosive diarrhea and she shits on your balls resembling mudflaps on a truck.
Dude that chick gave me a mississippi mudflap last night.
by TummyTickler27 April 27, 2022
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