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Musketurd

Musketurds, Three retards who are inseparable.they are the bestest of friends and can never be separated they always have each other’s backs and are a pretty funny and word group who got th name from wearing 3 blow up turd costumes
Man:1 Look those are the musketurds!
Man:2 man those people are inseparable they call them the three musketurds
by Musketurds July 7, 2018
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Monsturd

Monsturd, a portmanteau of monster and turd, is a 2003 "horror" Z movie, but with its poor lightning it could easily pass as 80's or even 70's movie. In the movie, Jack Schmidt escapes jail only to be shot by a police officer in the sewers later that day. However, Jack Schmidt falls in septic ooze created in a scientific experiment; a chemical reaction between the ooze and Jack's DNA occurs and he turns into a living pile of shit, a.k.a monsturd. The monsturd starts coming out from people's toilets and eating them in their bathrooms, leaving a shitty mess around.

This movie is a joke and by any means it's not supposed to be taken seriously. It mocks all the low budget horror movies. If you feel like watching a film about a man-eating shit monster, then go on.
I look like shit! I smell like shit! I feel like shit!

~ Jack Schmidt, Monsturd 2003
by Attic Dweller April 30, 2019
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Mouseterbation

To click your computer mouse over and over in hopes of speeding up your actual computer.
Constant clicking of your computer mouse knowing full well it will do no good what so ever.
click click click......click click click click click..........click click that is mouseterbation
by ewokfrommonarch December 25, 2010
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mousetrap

When getting blowjob standing up, point at something to make her look away. Quickly tuck your dick between your legs when she turns back to continue, let you dick hit her in the chin.
"Hey look at that" ..."What?"... *SMACK*..."MOUSETRAP!"
by Barry_1986 May 4, 2006
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Musturd

Person 1- Hey, you wanna go to the movies?
Person 2-Hang on, I musturd.
by Harpz December 9, 2008
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Mouseterbate

To spend too much time in front of a computer pushing the computer mouse about. This can lead to mousetosis which is a painful swelling of the joints and muscles of the arm used to mouseterbate.
Those who mouseterbate a lot in the cubicles may be considered good employees by their bosses but usually suffer from severe mousetosis.
by Aelfstangard September 27, 2010
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Mousetrap reflex

The reflex that a girl has when you reach to touch her boobs and she doesn't approve of the action. She usually bites your outstretched fingers in a really quick motion like a mousetrap.
Guy 1: Dude that chick has a serious mousetrap reflex!

Guy 2: Well that's what you get for trying to touch her tits.
by Hoboinspace August 7, 2013
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