Aelfstangard's definitions

Mouseterbate

To spend too much time in front of a computer pushing the computer mouse about. This can lead to mousetosis which is a painful swelling of the joints and muscles of the arm used to mouseterbate.

Those who mouseterbate a lot in the cubicles may be considered good employees by their bosses but usually suffer from severe mousetosis.

by Aelfstangard September 27, 2010