Mouseterbate 

To spend too much time in front of a computer pushing the computer mouse about. This can lead to mousetosis which is a painful swelling of the joints and muscles of the arm used to mouseterbate.

Those who mouseterbate a lot in the cubicles may be considered good employees by their bosses but usually suffer from severe mousetosis.

Mouseterbate by Aelfstangard September 27, 2010

Mooseterbating 

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???

Mooseterbating by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

museterbation

Getting yourself off or touching yourself inappropriately while listening to the greatest band ever, Muse.

After listening to "Supermassive Black Hole" I had to engage in a round of museterbation.

museterbation by Alan Broder June 13, 2007

Monsterbate 

1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.

2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.

3. An actual monster's masturbation.

"He doesn't simply masturbate to Angelina Jolie, he MONSTERbates to her."

"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."

"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."

Monsterbate by Jeanette M. April 2, 2008

musterbate

To sit idly and think.

"That is a lot of money. I will have to musterbate for a while before I make a descision."

musterbate by Shake Zula May 10, 2005

mouseterbation 

When your at your computer looking at porn with 1 hand on the mouse and one in your pants.

watching porno can lead to prolong mouseterbation

mouseterbation by hackthegibson24 September 6, 2007

mooseterbation 

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks

mooseterbation by shawn..do..me..now... December 28, 2005