Jared Moskowitz

Jared is a 7 foot tall Jewish man who knows 22 languages…including mandarin. He weighs 300 pounds of pure muscle and can be a bit of a herb. Has 12 fingers but knows how to use them and will whisper things in your ear that you just have to laugh off cause you can’t hear him…This is Jared

“Jared Moskowitz is bodybuilding herb”

by Lovelove3412 February 14, 2023

Moscovite

War mongering piece of shit.

Moscovites, much like lemmings, meaninglessly march to their deaths.

by dosboss May 27, 2023

Moskoleakyador

Having soooo much fun and your soooo excited you can't find words to say. So you say Moskoleakyador

It's Christmas day and you got the best present ever so you don't know what to say. And "Moskoleakyador" just comes out of your mouth.

by Nick Dodge May 28, 2004

Moskowitzzzzz Goal

A very cheap and lucky goal that someone gets in while playing nhl09. It usually happens when a glitch is in the game or someone gets a really lucky goal.

Wow, you weren't even facing the net, that was such a moskowitzzzzz goal.

by mrmet95 May 3, 2009

morkov

Its a vegetable in Macedonian

Lol

Dali jades morkovi
Da gi sakam

by Your Macedonian demon September 10, 2020

Muskovite

A sycophant who thinks Elon Musk is a genius in all things simply because he's a very wealthy, successful businessman.

(1) The Muskovites are turning against Ukraine simply because the Mollusk tweeted that we should give Russia big parts of the country. (2) Only a true Muskovite would be thrilled by the fugliness of the Cybertruck.

by GB Snoopy October 23, 2022

Mostovskiy

Known through the Runescape fansite world, and clan world. Previous Administrator of Draynor.net and Moderator at RuneHQ.com. Previous Leader of the clan Ruthless and High Council member of THOR.

Mostovskiy, a legendary player of Runescape.

by Hi87954117 January 26, 2009