Monserrat

passionate and emotional. she always help you get through hard times. even though she has her flaws she is still a great person to be around with. she like to hold on grudges but thats just one of the great thing about her. lastly shes pretty and her smile is amazing, thats why she make a good girlfriend.

"Monserrat is so great she really makes my day."
"I know right, she always tries to help when I'm sad"

by #EXACTLY June 7, 2019

Monsta X

Basically a group of 7 people who are memes. But you can't resist them because of their charm. They release some of the best kpop songs but they are literally MEMES. IN REAL LIFE. YEEP.

HEY DID YOU HEAR THE NEW MONSTA X SONG?

Ya, it's a bop. Have you seen them in real life?

NO BUT MAHN THEY ARE MEMES IN REAL LIFE.

by Kpopper. October 22, 2018

Monster Truck Dump

An absolutely enormous shit. A shit so big you can proudly take it home to your parents. Your colon living out its dump truck fantasies.

The day after the buffet, I took this monster truck dump. A serious two foot turd. I felt like a great waste had been lifted from me.

by the Geug April 8, 2009

Monster in law

A clingy and possessive mother or father in law who tries to interfere with son/daughters relationship. They will take any measure, most common is manipulation, to turn their son or daughter against their own partner. Monster in laws say things behind your back, will blame every problem on you, will purposely try to get your angry and will try to make you feel uncomfortable. Their behaviour is usually triggered when they feel like they're losing their "baby" and will do anything to prevent them from leaving home or moving in with somebody else.

Mother (monster in law): Let's buy a car together! Lets save up, both you and I. I'll sell my ___ for it that way we will both have a car we can use together. We should redecorate your room too. Does that sound good Sweety? That would be so good for us.

*looking straight into her sons eyes with her hand on his hand, and his girlfriend sitting across from them by the table

by ExperiencedVictim September 25, 2013

Montauk Monster

The Montauk Monster is a creature with a "dinosaur beak" which allegedly washed ashore dead in Ditch Plains, near Montauk, New York in late July 2008.

Speculation in published reports included theories that the Montauk Monster may be a turtle without its shell—even though the shell of a turtle cannot be removed without damaging the turtle—a dog, a raccoon, or perhaps a science experiment from the nearby government animal testing facility, the Plum Island Animal Disease Center. The "monster" may also be a decomposed pig carcass. The creature's appearance may have been altered through immersion in water for a extended period before coming to rest on the shore, making it difficult to identify.

The "Montauk Monster" was decomposing in the sun as there was a slight stench in the air. It smelled like my ex-girlfriend's pussy.

by Nicky Papers September 28, 2008

Monster Records Studio

Monster Records Studio is an imaginary company that doesn't exist, it's used from babies and children to indicate that they go to play to their imaginary "work"

9 y.o. child: "I'm going to work"
"Where do you work? You're only 9 y.o."
"I work at Monster Records Studio"
"Ohhh so you're going to play!!"

by rotondo da sosa November 27, 2022

Clitty Monster

One who dominates clitty with a fiery passion causing immaculate pleasure for the female and horrendous orgasms

Mark Micolucc is a total clitty monster. He makes the legs shake.

by Clit Norris May 17, 2011