Morbidly Obese

To be so fat that your life has no worth. Hiding candy thoughtout one's room is a sign of being obese, but blaming others for it makes one morbidly obese.

If your only purpose in life to making CO2 and turning food into feces

My friend Damian is morbidly obese. He spends all day sitting around watching the price is right and eating bonbons. He is a fat mess. He is too fat to fit in our canoe.

by Fat Clown's Neighbor December 6, 2006

morbid

an unwholesome tendency to dwell on gruesome or gloomy matters

Read the account of the murder with a morbid intrest.

by Supa Star September 5, 2006

morbidly obese

Adj(combined with an adverb!):

Obese to the extreme. Weighs over 100 pounds the weight they should be for their height and age.

"Look mommy, that lady is morbidly obese! Waa!"

by Surazal February 1, 2004

morbidly obese

obese to the point of no return

“aw crap there’s no returning from my morbid obesity”
“carl is morbidly obese”

by fetus foot November 9, 2019

morbidly obese

Very fat, having over 57 chins and/or ripples.

Holy jankers, that sheman is morbidly obese.

by Bobo November 11, 2003

morbid

Reality. Not sugar coated.

Life's a bitch. That's a fact.

by ~The Nameless One~ May 19, 2005

gay morbidly obese

A gay man who is overweight to the extent that society would consider him a little chubby, but the gay community would consider him morbidly obese. See also gay fat.

Tom: Scott has gotten HUGE. He must weigh 190 pounds.
Tim: You comin' correct. He's gone right past gay fat to gay morbidly obese.
Tom: I know that's right, girlfriend!

by MaxNAustin April 24, 2008