mooninite

Actually Mooninites are not 2 dimensional, contrary to popular belief they inhabit 5000 dimensions

We, the mooninites have advanced beyond comprehension even using 100% of your human brain.

by Not_Tim January 28, 2007

Moosical Moosician

A musician that is so terrible at normal singing they sound like cows mooing.

Cig: Did you hear that strange noise coming from the music room?
Kig: Yes, its someone singing.
Cig: It resembles a moo. They must be a Moosical Moosician!

by Rat-on-legs June 8, 2018

moosing

a sexual act involving entry doggy style,at the point of peaking,simply place hands upon each ass cheek ,then insert both thumbs up the dirt track and.... STRETCH

"my boyfriend asked me if i was game for some moosing,i said yeah, not knowing what it was and ended up in A&E with a torn sphincter...bastard could have cut his nails!"

by donkeypuncherspetersfield branch June 1, 2004

Moosii

plural of moose, more than one moose, alternative to mooses

What happened to you?? Were you sexually assaulted by a group of moosii?

by Andy November 11, 2004

Mooninites

Two characters from another planet, off the show Aqua Team Hunger force.

"Suspicious objects found throughout Boston after morning bomb scare" -- Mooninites. Stupid ass police department and Mayor.

by Dat nigga D February 4, 2007

Moosin It

Hanging out or chilling; relaxing, usually with friends, often involves a joint or two.

Indigenous to Santa Cruz, California.

Hey what's you do this weekend?
i was just moosin it with some people at the beach.

by MoxyAmita June 29, 2009

Moosin’

One person wears an array of dildos on their head and chargers full steam ahead into the others orifices.

“Hey Britt, wanna try moosin’ tonight?”

“As Michael affixed the dildo antlers on his head, and slathered each tip with astroglide, he knew that he and Zachary were going to have a wild night of moosin’.”

“Keep on moosin’!”
—(Pro moosin’ gif)

by Norman Lilith Mavis-Morticia February 1, 2022