Moose Knuckle Junction

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert October 4, 2018 translation: the effect created in the crotchal region of a man’s pants when pulling up his trousers super high doing a comedy bit making fun of an old man, or more specifically Iowa Republican Senator Chuck Grassley.

“Welcome to Moose Knuckle Junction.”

by Lorilyn October 5, 2018

moose knuckle shuffle

The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.

Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.

by Dr. Blue Balls May 6, 2007

moose-knuckle

A male version of camel toe

Dude, your jeans are so tight your moose knuckle is showing

by Johnny Z June 7, 2003

moose knuckle

The bump or bulge seen when a man wears tight pants.

"Is that a moose knuckle I see; or do you have a raisin in your pants?"

by the dude1963 April 20, 2013

Moose Knuckle Buckle

When you punch someone in the balls and ass at the same time

I just gave that fool a moose knuckle buckle

by Cobs sammitch October 20, 2016

dirty moose knuckle

A fat chicks dirty pussy

Damn look her dirty moose knuckle

by Anggelos April 7, 2015

mosse knuckles

were you wear a tight pair of shorts and your balls pop out the front

dalton has small mosse knuckles

by vikingfan26 September 15, 2009