Manologue

1. To speak at great length while women are waiting to speak, esp. on a panel or other professional setting. 2. Prolonged mansplaining.

Jack was certain his 20-minute impromptu manologue covered the finer points of Jill's lecture, which was next.

by LtotheP September 20, 2014

Vagina Monologues

The Vagina Monologues is about breaking down boundaries and loving everything about yourself. Its a play about female self esteem. If you have a vagina, you HAVE to see this play. If you don't have a vagina, you should still see the play, be but warned - there is no way, unless you used to have a vagina, that you will understand everything.

Vagina Monologues = what comes out when you scream "VAGINA" in a theater 30 times with 500 other people

by KeepAnOpenMind February 28, 2005

Vagina Monologues

Pussycat Pooki twat Powderbox Poochie Poopi Peepe Poopelu Poonani Pal Piche Toadie Dee dee Nishi Dignity Monkey Box Coochi Snorcher Cooter Labbe Gladys Seagelman VA Wee wee Fi Fi Horespot Nappy Dugout Mongo Mooky Pajama Tamale Tottita Connie Mimi Knish Schmende cunt

What good, wholesome entertainment will be twenty years from now.

She asked me if I'd seen the Vagina Monologues and I screamed, "Those things can talk!"

by george February 22, 2003

Vagina Monologues

Is a play published by Eve Ensler which apparently incited much disgust and puritanical uproar from approximately 80% of others who 'defined' the term. The veracity of such responses reflects a trend of testosterone laced ignorance which bred to logical fallacies (*please see "I can guarantee anyone that if a man did this, he would be crucified and in jail" excerpt of long winded rant of someone who is angry at vaginas and those how own one/utter such an offensive name - so much so that the first amendment belongs to those with penises or vagina owning mutes (I assume). And I think it must be said that the Romans totally stopped that whole crucifixion thing a long time ago, you drama queen. Lastly, pardon my french but, vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina. My critical thinking skills tell me that if you have an irrational fear/hatred of vaginas, that the title, "VAGINA MONOLOGUES" deceptively leads one to believe they are attending "Jesus Christ Superstar" or "Catz" or anything not related to monologues (long speeches from one character) about vaginas (vaginas). Ergo your thirst for retaliation at such an injustice (in demanding punishment for such an act within their first amendment rights) would be logical -- on what ever plain of existence you dwell in away from the shared reality of everyone else oh yeah... (noun).

Guy 1: MAN DID YOU SEE THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES????

Guy 2: No, i was too busy fucking your mom's vagina.

Guy 1: I was busy being disappointed that I wasn't actually going to see talking vaginas who do magic tricks... Do you think I will ever have coitus with a female vagina?

Girl: You dumb asses saw that teeth movie didn't you?

by VaGiNa JuStIcE!!! April 21, 2013

Chief keef (love Sosa monologue)

Chief keef is upset in his monologue because the “fuckers” are always in a barber shop talking shit about him (keef 45). Chief keef is telling these “fuckers” to “shut the fuck up” (keef 45). He then says that they are not shit he goes on to rant about these so called “fuckers” (keef 45). Eventually he keef states that if “another one of y’all motherfcukers starts talking shit about chief lied I’m fucking beating they ass (hits fist to hand with a bang)” (keef 47). That is the chief keef (love Sosa monologue).

Thomas talks to elijah about the chief keef (love Sosa monologue) at fye BEBINATOR practice.

by BEBINATOR January 15, 2019

Monologueing

Bogarting the conversation non-stop to where no-one else can get a word in.

"Calen, you're Monologueing us. Quit talking and go to the pot store already.

by Vinny Go Go June 7, 2018

vagina monologue

A queef, or other noise from a vagina or a conversation that a woman might have with her vagina as if it were alive.

I bent over to tie my shoe when my pussy decided it wanted to have a vagina monologue.

My girlfriend thought it would be funny to have a vagina monologue when I turned her down for sex.

by Michael B. Finch March 28, 2008