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donkeyshow

a porn, usually a good one, involving a girl and a donkey giving each other head and pleasuring themselves with peanut butter
Alex's mom loves to participate in the donkey show on the spice channel.
by Lauren Barton November 1, 2003
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Monkeystomp

1. The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.

2. The act of persecution to a female’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the ovaries or vagina.

3. One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.
Holy shit, did you see how hardcore Riss just monkeystomped that douchebag?
by Drew The Pirate August 27, 2008
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monkeyphone's retard night

An internet webcast featured on the most popular Prank Call radio station in the world called Prank Call Underground Radio (often referred to as PCU) that is hosted by the members of Monkeyphone. This show revolves around prank calls, but includes other forms of comedy equal in hilarity to prank calls (such as nonsensical babble, awful singing, and regular comedy). This show is hosted by highschool boys, mainly by the member known as Mark and/or Joop (it is also co-hosted by the members Eric, Matt, and Drew). This show airs from 8-10 pm eastern time on PCU radio
, which is owned by KDK. They will soon be operating from the website www.monkeyphonepranks.com
I love to listen to Monkeyphone's Retard Night!
by Matthew Harper April 30, 2006
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donkeyshow

The opposite of horrorshow. Something excessively bad, undesirable, or destructive to all those involved. Inspired by the Nadsat vocabulary made famous by A Clockwork Orange.
Real donkeyshow, mate.
by Ixra October 18, 2008
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monkeyshot

easy to use; even a monkey can use it without a problem.
the products of apple are a monkeyshot
by wickedassim October 20, 2010
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monkeyphone

A group of underground prank callers, who have a show on pcu
When I listen to monkeyphone I have NAM flashbacks!
by MoistTowelette11 April 19, 2006
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suck monkeyhole

*see monkeyhole

Used as a insult or a friendly come back.

It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.

*Literal translation for "suck monkeyhole": "You are such an asshole, whether it's intentional or not. For your own good, you should take a straw, shove it up a monkey's asshole, and suck real hard. Make sure you get as much shit as possible, because you're spitting so much out now that you may be running low on your shit-supply. I'm only telling you this because I love you."
bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!
by Pitoyable May 9, 2005
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