monkeyboxer

A person who frequents the message boards at www.wilwheaton.net.

by JonathanChance June 28, 2003

[monkeychoker]

One of the biggest craps you can possibly take,named because its so hard to push out its like trying to choke a monkey,it'll fight back without sufficient force.Two other variations are the catchoker(weaker)and the and sheepchoker(super weak).

Dude after i had that jacked up hamburger,i had to go take the biggest monkeychoker of my life,i thought i was gonna die.

by Davion Williams January 19, 2009

monkeypop

A verb describing the first time a guy gets fucked up the ass. It is like a girl losing her virginity, but for gay men losing their glory hole's virginity.

Example 1
Guy 1: I'm going to monkeypop your ass!
Guy 2: Good! I'm gay!

Example 2
Guy 1: You want me to monkeypop you?
Guy 2: Too late, John did that to me last week!
Guy 1: Damn!

by NONmonkeypopper December 4, 2010

Michigan Monkeypie

When a girl holding a hidden grudge shits in her hands without the guy knowing, and continues to smear it on the back of the guy during sexual intercourse. Usually done out of anger.

Adam: "Dude! I gave that chick an Alabama Hotpocket last weekend and she was NOT loving it.."

Chase: "Haha! That must be why she gave you a Michigan Monkeypie!"

Adam: (checking his back) "Wait, wha..? --GROSS!"

by C Phantom September 3, 2012

Monkeylove

Monkeylove is referred to as gay sex between two guys.

Did you hear gay Johnny talking about all the monkeylove he got last night.

by Captain Spanky July 28, 2006

monkeyhole

A monkey's asshole. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeybone
*see suck monkeyhole

Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom, your face, and monkeybone come backs.

bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!

(It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't actually attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.)

by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

monkeylover

one who wishes to or does make love to monkeys

that guy is a real monkeylover, he goes to the zoo to try and get pussy.

by asspirate July 20, 2003