Monkeyfistfart

A form of spontaneous gaslighting where a person makes up a word on the spot while riffing on a subject, and the listener momentarily believes it's a real term, so the speaker goes with it continuing to convince the listener that it really is a thing to see how far they can take it.

x: "Where do you want to eat?"
y: "Somewhere with snebits (like rabbit food & veggies sounding word) food"
x: "What the hell is 'SNEBITS' food?!?!"
y: "Salad"
x: "Whaaaaat? Is that a THING?"
y: Yea. You've never heard of it? REALLTY? Even as a kid? Must be an East coast thing."
x: "No, never. Wow. Don't tell anyone."

(that's a monkeyfistfart)

by mankx April 12, 2020

monkeycunt

Subterranean music agent / serial killer look-a-like

No, you make the tea you silly fack'in monkeycunt nonce case

by Jon Rowe November 20, 2003

Monkeypuss

(n, college/internet slang) An unshaved genitalia, especially relating to the external vagina.
A very hairy pussy.
A primate's vagina.
Some album by a Swedish band named Entombed.

Are you giving me a blowj-- Oh my god thats your vagina.

A:That new French girl's hot.
B:Yeah, well i heard she owns a monkeypuss.
A:A what?
B:You know.. down there...
A:Oh i get it.

by Xent December 24, 2007

MonkeyNut

anyone that can or will make an error in judgement

that guy is a monkeynut you here what he did last night

by Paul Hillan October 9, 2007

monkeybutt

the putrid drip of stanky sweat from your lower back through your butt cheeks

Baby? Is that love juice dripping between yo' thighs or do you gots monkeybutt?

by buttermymonkey July 11, 2002

monkeybuttpadje

An unfunny moron

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

monkeybutter

A Sweaty Testicle ( when they stick to the inside of your thighs )

My MonkeyButters have been sitting in the sun for 2 hours.. now im going to slap you in the face with them

by synapd May 13, 2005