monkeypoke

When you intentionally pick an internet fight with an outrageous claim to get a stuffed shirt into an argument. Then, after they lose their shit, you let them know they've been poked into dancing for the entertainment of others on the board.

"Barack Obama is history's greatest president." "Are you serious? Rush says he's gonna ruin America!" Monkeypoke, motherfucker!! Dance for me, bitch!

by Big Tony35 October 12, 2010

MonkeyFace

Monkeyface is the result of a human's ability to grab their ears, puff out their cheeks and tilt their head to show a monkey like impression on their face! If you want to go with a cheeky monkey face then you need to be able to stick out your tongue at the same time!

Wow! That's a superb MonkeyFace that Sally just made

by MonkeyFace SEO June 4, 2013

Monkeysexual

Monkeysexual is where you are sexually attracted to monkeys of any gender.

Arthur: Are you Demisexual?
Kai: Yes
Finn: Are you Monkeysexual?
Monqe: Yes I am sexually attracted to monkeys

by Monqe June 7, 2021

monkeyhead

-noun muhng-kee-hed

A racial slur referring to a person with dark skin. Synonymous with nigger.

Woa bru, did you just see that monkeyhead. He looked like he was swinging on the vine two weeks ago.

by Jackmearse February 2, 2008

monkeypenisitis

an illness where a mans penis shrinks after six months it has shrunk to the size of a monkey's and after a few more months it shrinks and goes up and the man has a mangina

BiBis was shocked when he was diagnosed with monkeypenisitis

by BiBis December 19, 2012

Monkeypig Woman

A human female with facial characteristics similar to that of a monkey and a pig.

Have you seen Jay today?" "Yeah, he went to go hang out with that monkeypig woman." "Oh, he must be getting some tail.

by the beefs July 1, 2011

Monkeypug

A small half pug, half monkeyface. Very cute.

I got a small monkeypug today.

by L9 Boogy July 7, 2011