mongan

verb. To agree to attend an event or gathering, but cancel at the last minute due to external circumstances, especially if one has made a habit of such behavior.

noun. The act of monganing.

Billy said he was coming to the party, but we didn't expect him to actually show up. Sure enough, his house flooded and he monganed, just like last week's happy hour, when he was in that car accident.

Tina was supposed to go to the game night, but she had to work late again, so she pulled a mongan.

by user4656 November 4, 2011

Monica Lewinsky

The most famous cocksucking intern in the history of the United States.

Bill Clinton: OOoh Monica! Suck it good! Yeeah! Take it all, bitch!
Monica Lewinsky: Mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmm!

by hahaa September 18, 2003

Monica I

Monica , very cute girl who can brighten up anyone's no matter how bad of a mood they're in . i love you qt - loser

monica is amazing,

by kewlkaat-LAWL November 18, 2011

Mongager

A manager who suffers from retardation, who cannot make manageable decisions.

"Brett is such a mongager"

by anti-mong September 21, 2011

monina

Monina is a person who will make you feel safe and happy no matter what time and where, she will even stay up till midnight to hear your problems, however she doesn’t tend to share hers. If you have a Monina as your friend, you should feel lucky as she will never leave your side.

When I was feeling down Monina made me feel happy again

by HAppy Meee May 17, 2021

Monika

The best friend you will ever have!!! Honest, intelligent, smart and beautiful (inside and out). You can trust her with anything. She will listen, take care of you and be your best friend forever. She has a unique personality and everyone enjoys being her friend. She is awesome!!!!

I wish I had a friend like Monika. She is so nice.

by MGHAN February 28, 2010

Monica

Cute, beautiful, smart, mysterious, with perfectly shaped face and hypnotic eyes. She will make you smile and laugh, have weak stomach, and many times make you feel jealous on purpose from time to time. She has beautiful messy hair, which makes her look wild and inviting. If you find one you will want to spend the rest of your life with her and be with her forever until you’re 70.

Do you see that beautiful girl over there with the hypnotic eyes? She must be a Monica!

by Sakolw May 14, 2015