mong

a mong is short for a mongol not the people native to mongolia but the people who are native to the dustbin these people are annoyingly stupid

tony"my brother matt is such a mong"
Sam"why"
tony"he put lettuce in his ear"

sam"my book is mongified i dropped acid on it in science"
tony" omg there is only half of it!"

by wonder woman February 9, 2004

mong

Mong means either:
1. idiotic person
2. putrid smell
3. to laze around in a lazy manner
4. when somethings rather bad...

1. 'You're such a Mong!'
2. 'your perfume Mongs woman!'
3. 'Shall we go Mong somwhere?'
4. 'By jove mother, yopur cooking MONGS!'

by KingJen July 28, 2004

mong

Another word for fluffy bunnies.

That mong is so cute!

by Neostar April 16, 2013

mong

man thong

I have see through pants, so I have to wear my mong.

by mong man May 8, 2009

mong

The stuff that comes out of a dead pregnant woman's box when you push down on her gut.

Yo eat mong, bitch...
You're mong...

by Rip Ride September 5, 2008

mong

Someone with the in-ability to comprehand that of which normal people can; to be delayed, impeded or proceed slowly.

Johnny: "Yo man, that nig looks shezzey."
Robert: "Fo real? that niggah be trippin aight to mezzey."
(robert walks over to suspected retard)
Robert: "Jo dude, sarp?!"
Suspect: "Ma as fop awj fsa'd?"
Robert: "..."

by fjeer May 3, 2003

mong

Like the version descibed, but in full it means Mongoose.

That lad is such a Mong.
(Mongoose)

by sprockettdog April 23, 2006