Munching the Carpet

A synonym for eating pussy. The term is primarily used in the lesbian community.

After her win at Wimbledon, Martina was munching the carpet on her fluff girlfriend when I opened the wrong door.

by Robert E. Porter January 17, 2006

Time Munching

Wasting time like a snail.

Steph: YO, When is Jordan gonna get here?
Purple: Fuck knows. He's probably still time munching having a wank.

by purple qin December 27, 2009

ass mooching

Suckers that user you for goods or money. Cousins to the Cheap Ass Mooch and Fake Ass Bitch, they pretend to be nice when there is something to gain. They are evil and not to be trusted.

Birk - That girl was jocking you hard.

Stock - That's cause she wanted a ride to the mall.

Birk - Neeta was ass mooching you!

by Sakitown April 22, 2009

moochingo

Usually a word referring to those who are Latino and are moochers.

"God, Miguel is such a moochingo."

by Jewbob50,000 November 28, 2009

Munching Gums

Aussie slang to describe the act of one's Jaw Swinging while under the effect of pingas.

"What's wrong with that guy"
"The cunt is munching gums"

by Gutsyou November 19, 2019

Bread Munching

The act of eating yeast infected vagina.

Also known as Cunalinguini.

Dude, I just found out that girl I ate out had a yeast infection! I was totally bread munching!

by I6 & DHaus July 21, 2009

peanut butter munching

The act of placing peanut butter on ones own genetailia or anus and allowing ones pet, usually a dog, to lick the peanut butter off. causing an orgasm

JESSE: i let my dog munch peanut butter off my asshole

CANDI: That's hot!!!, i should try PEANUT BUTTER MUNCHING!!

BOBBIE: you're a fucking sicko

by PARTNERS IN CRIME TOO October 23, 2010