Mommy Gf

A mature,nurturing, dominate and most of the time 2 or so years older then yourself girlfriend. IS NOT RELATED TO YOU

todd i met this girl and shes a real mommy gf

by Kylunaa November 17, 2019

Mommy-girlfriend

A girl that takes care of her boyfriend with some maturity. Maybe cook some food when he is sad, cheer him up when he is down or encourage him when he feels insecure. This term challenges the common notion about a relationship where generally the man takes all the responsibility of his girlfriend and doesn't expect the same in return.

I would love a mommy-girlfriend to treat me with same love and affection as I would treat her

by anonymous March 19, 2022

mommy-grabber

an offensive term, used primarily in online personal ads such as those on Craigslist, to define a cub (young male, usually ages 18-25) looking for a cougar (an older mature woman, usually ages 35-50) to hook up with.

Craigslist personals ad:

I am a VGL 19 year old virgin cub; are there any cougars out there who want to deflower me?

Response to ad: i am not sure craigslist is the appropriate place to for a craigs-hook, especially for a mommy-grabber.

by Uncle Dimma January 9, 2012

mommy goggles

The tendency for mothers to think that their children are good looking, when in fact they are not.

Mom: I bet the girls will be just queuing up to date my young Ralph.
Observer: Actually he's fugly, take off your mommy goggles and see for yourself.

by Pirate of the Crib October 6, 2009

what yo mamma gave you

another word for butt, booty, ass,etc

Shake what yo mamma gave you!

by sexylexie May 29, 2007

Mommy Guge

The mother of Guge. Without Mommy Guge, Guge would suffer… Die a horrible death, no one wants that!

Human: *walks in between a wild Guge and a wild Mommy Guge*
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”

by I <3 GUGE April 12, 2021

Yo Moma gay

Gayest person (mom) on earth. Very Gay

Yo Moma gay

by Who is Barney the Builder February 5, 2019