Mobettify

(mo-bet-i-fi)To make Mo-Betta
"mobettified" after you've made mo-betta

Hey man this cars a fuckin' piece of crap right now, but we can mobettify that shit with some new rims and a paint job.

by Ted Davis March 17, 2007

momnet

You typed too fast and you just wrote momnet instead of moment.

Good job.

You defined Facebook

User 1: *posts meme in #general

User 2: #general momnet

User 1: *proceeds to mock User 2 for misspelling moment*

by ThatHandleIsAlreadyUsedBySomee March 18, 2021

mombercrombie

Fugly old thin white trashy moms with stretch mark accented tramp stamps who shop at abercrombie & fitch.

OMG! I was so like totally in abercrombie & fitch yesterday and there was this gross mombercrombie shopping there.
or
Poor Jenny, her mom is so mombercrombie.

by Jillian B December 19, 2008

momlet

A mom that makes omelettes.

Gimme an omelette, Momlet.

by Callots June 11, 2006

mombat

a mother that is still too clingy after her kids are grown and on their own.

I invited Dylan to the party tonight but he had to go over to his moms place instead. She is quite the mombat and I think the umbilical cord is still attached. {clingy}

by jujube59 December 20, 2010

mombear

A mom that has six children that drives around in an old chevy van that lost both running boards and the grill to a herd of deer.

A mom that has other moms, dads, and children running in fear. No one messes with the mombear.

Suzy: "Your kid is so stupid."

Mombear: "You're about to get your butt handed to you. Don't be talking about my kid like that!"

by mombearpower February 2, 2013

Momberger

1) Noun. He who fornicates publicly without reason.

2) Verb. To fornicate without reason in public

That dude's such a Momberger. He totally fucked that chick right at the counter.

She's really hot. I'd totally Momberger that chick.

by Fascist Pork August 20, 2006