molesting myself

The act of subjecting yourself to unwanted or improper sexual advances or activity, from yourself.

What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P

I spent all last night molesting myself. Damn, my dick is sore!

by tonyfamous October 8, 2010

molestation clinic

Used in reference to a place of religious worship, most commonly used when referring to the Catholic Church.

Mike: It’s Sunday and I’m going to church.
Jim: I ain’t ever goin to one of dem molestation clinics again if I got the choice, to many bad memories.

by WarningMinecraftIncluded April 6, 2020

molesting a snake

sexually abusing a snake

Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018

guitar molestation

idoits who think that black eyeliner is 'rock n' roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! molest the guitar daily'

fall out boy
mcr
Panic! at the disco
are gulity of guitar molestation

by Foo Freak July 28, 2008

molestation

a station for moles to get sex trains home. a mole orgy train.

1st mole: 'what are you up to tonight?'
2nd mole:'im going to have a banging time. im getting a train all the way from victoria molestation to swanley.'
1st mole:'bastard.'

by sarah April 25, 2004

molesting your inner child

the act of masturbating to images that are animated in nature including cartoon characters, video game characters, action figures, dolls, and stuffed animals.

I feel kind of dirty. I watched "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" this afternoon and had to retire to the bathroom after the Jessica Rabbit scene to molest my inner child. <molesting your inner child>

by The Black Irish Social Club July 26, 2009

molestering

The act of harrasing domesticated felines with in your very own territory. "Bush"ism.

Hey you, stop molestering Daisy.

by David Rutherford February 5, 2004