Mole Farmer

A male individual that enjoys unprotected anal sex with a dirty partner and does not mind when their hook up ends up mole farming him.

Carl never complains about a dirty sex partner. He's nasty and is a real mole farmer.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016

Demonic Puerto Rican Land Mole

Snort a line of coke to black metal, while simultaneously slitting your wrists, proceeding to wrap yourself in chains, while also putting barbed meathooks into your nipples, ending in giving your uncircumcised penis a blowjob.

Guy1:"Holy shit dude! This party is crazy!" Guy2:"Yea, look at that dude in the corner, he's giving himself a demonic Puerto Rican land mole!"

by HuskyTyphlosion May 31, 2017

Mole Frijole

To pour chocolate sauce on a Hispanic man's dick & give him a blowjob. When he nuts on said partner, it becomes the Mole Frijole.

Guy 1: She went down on me & started giving me head & I ended up nutting on her.

Guy 2: Dang! She loves Hispanics?

Guy 1: Yeah, she gave me a Mole Frijole. I don't think she would have done that if she didn't like 'em.

by CoolDude 1 October 13, 2016

mole at the counter

A turtle's head. A turd that needs to come out.

"Elementary, my dear Watson. From these footprints, I deduce that our quarry was a left-handed doctor of unusually short stature, who had known prosperity but had recently fallen upon hard times, and judging by the short, irregular length of his stride it is apparent that he had a mole at the counter."

by 7kev7 November 13, 2007

chiller mole

A fucking ass bitch that is dumb as fuck and is no better than a piece of shit.

That chiller mole doesn't even know how to us the computer...

by Chiller Mei May 25, 2016

air mole

corruption of 'mo' (modus operandi) resulting from a dictation tape being sent to a typist unfamiliar with the terminology.

Brett dictated "the incident shows the MO for the suspect Mugsy". When the report came back it read "the incident shows the air mole for the suspect Mugsy"....so he left it as it was for entertainment value.

by MoLincs October 24, 2009

Wack-a-Mole

It's a fucking mini-game in which you wack moles. IT'S NOT ABOUT SEX!!

Person 1: Hey, want to play Wack-a-Mole?
Person 2: Sounds kinky. ;)
Person 1: The fuck you mean?

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021