mobile blockade

Any variation of car(s), generally two or more, that all move the same damn speed in multiple lanes. Most often one of the drivers of a blockade vehicle is not paying attention and is in the passing lane, thus making it impossible for other cars to pass.

Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.

More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.

Jeremy: dude whatthefuck you driving so slow for? i gotta drop a dookie

Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.

Jeremy: fuck this shit, man

by rikki-bobbi November 4, 2009

nigger mobile

A car owned by a trashy nigger.
Generally an older car worth less than a thousand dollars with ten thousand dollar rims and tires and a five thousand dollar stereo.
The body is usually wrecked from nigger bitches driving it while splibbing on their cell phones.
Sometimes referred to as a pimp mobile, clown car, ho transport, ghetto cruiser, crack cruiser, shit box, ghetto phone booth, afro sheen machine or a jerry curl junker.

Any full sized 4 door car can become a nigger mobile.

by jsd9632 February 29, 2012

Moitism

Originating from Hyderabad (province in India), a young boy who was obsessed with the Indian dish biryani used to make up stories and fabricate lies to make himself seem great

Did he just say he was going to be a doctor and Cambridge university? I think that must be his inner-moitism

by Chungus fungus December 26, 2018

Mobible

Used by Tim for those who use the bible app (their mobible) on their phone in church instead of a physical bible

Let’s take a look in the bible or in our Mobible’s

by Mobible May 7, 2023

Mobina

A Beautiful girl with seductively mesmerizing eyes ...
The heavenly ones are said to have blue hair ,Just Like the blue birds ... Only one has ever been seen to this date

if you see a Mobina , you will never be same person again .

by Unknown8m August 18, 2018

mombie

a woman who has a child and becomes a different person than she was before (often a former feminist); her conversations all revolve around toilet training, feeding schedules, and the occasional housework; so-called because there's a certain glazed look in the eyes and she appears to have been brainwashed

Dana used to be pretty cool and loved talking about politics. Since she had her baby, though, she's a total Mombie--I asked what she thought of Obama and she looked at me blankly and asked if that was a type of stroller.

by Wyntre June 30, 2009

mobile game ads

a very dumb ad that is a waste of life and has a very stupid caption on it can say OMG THIS LEVEL IS SO HARD an example of a mobile game its advertising is like a parkour game or a color game and the ad might say u can get money in it dont trust those too they are likely scams

these mobile game ads are so stupid i want to kill myself *smashes device*

by notcoolguy123 October 21, 2020