Mogopotamus

A person that is large in size and very unattractive.

Derived from conjunction of the words Mog (meaning ugly) and Hippopotamus (a huge animal normally seen on safari).

That girl is one hell of a Mogopotamus!

by Pikie No. 1 April 17, 2009

toy story monopoly

It's a game where you sit in the dark with your friend and play "Guess a Number?" If you guess the number correctly, the other person must take off an article of clothing. You play until one person is completely naked. When you're naked you lose. Innocent people play in the dark, but if you want more of an adrenaline rush, turn on the lights.

"What are you playing?"
"Toy story monopoly!"
"What's that?"
"..."

by blondeorangebrook August 8, 2015

monopoly

1) When a single institution becomes so powerful, that it has total control over a certain commodity, service or industry. This can't actually exist, because it can't ever be truly 100%. At least, not until we live in a futurisitic dystopia where the government/corporations/intelligent computers/big-headed aliens use mind control, rayguns and/or the Matrix to enforce control.

An example of an "Almost-monopoly" is Microsoft, who many people say have a monopoly of the Desktop PC Operating System market. This isn't true, as a small percentage of people use Macs or Linux PC's. Hell, you can even use FreeBSD as a desktop system.

2) A family game where people play shoes, irons and cowboy hats masquerading as CEO's vying for economic world domination. Based largely on luck, but skill/know-how can also be used, as is proved by a sad person I know who spent his young life getting good at the game so that, for once, he would be better than others at something. Usually, however, the game degenerates into petty fights and shouting matches.

1) Communism is total monopoly by the government.

2) (Simpsons quote):
Lou- Another case of Monopoly related violence, chief.
Wiggum- How
do those Parker brothers sleep at night?

by do I have to put something here? August 14, 2004

Monopoly for Millennials

An dumb-ass board game written by old dipshits at Hasbro who don't know shit about millennials

"Hey, do you want to play Monopoly for Millennials?" "No. Nobody wants to do that. Ever. Fuck you."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

monopoly mustach

to jizz on ones upper lip and let it dry until it hardens.

yeah lick that monopoly mustach.

by stackattack January 2, 2011

Mofolopian

(noun or adjective) 1. a. used to describe what we have all come to understand as a friend who doesn't want to go with you to the bar or sporting event or what have you. 2. a group of individuals around the whereabouts of Somalia, whose sole purpose it to commandeer water-borne vessels for ransom. 3. a seasoned gynecologist. 4. (verb) have sex so deep you hit the fallopian tubes.

1. Hey man! Don't be such a mofolopian! Let's go to the bar!
Don't hang out with that ugly girl! Get over here and watch the game you mofolopian!
2. Hey man! Don't be such a mofolopian! Leave my boat alone!
3. Hey doc! Leave my butt alone you Mofolopian!
4. Hey girl, I am going to mofolopian you and your hot girlfriend's fallopian tubes on this leather couch at my penthouse suite at the top of the MGM Grand Hotel.

by Somebody that knows Blake December 12, 2010

monopoly-ass

An ingenius strategy where one player releases a dank and rancid fart in order to distract his or her opponents and/or force them to leave the room. In most cases the culprit steals multiple $500 bills from the bank, their opponents, and free parking.

Damn, John! That Monopoly-ass you got working tonight is winning you the game!

by Buster Diggler February 7, 2008