Best Buy Mobile Centipede

The delicious act of getting all the male mobile employees to come in early on a work day disrobe and get face to ass amongst each other. This is usually orchestrated by a morbidly obese supervisor or assistant manager under the false pretense that it builds teamwork and morale.

Gus called the boys of his team into work early and had them make the Best Buy Mobile centipede.

by Franky619 October 27, 2010

Mid-Life Crisis Mobile

(mid lIf 'krI-s&s 'mo-"bEl)
abbr. MLCM

A Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is traditionally a small, sporty automobile, and most often convertible. Common examples of such an automobile are the Mazda Miata, the Lexus SC430, the Chevrolet SSR, and any of a large number of Italian cars that cost as much as a house. The archetypical owner of a Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is male, 37-50 years old, has hair that is thinning or graying (or both). If there is a passenger, there are two possibilities; a female approximately the same age as the driver (the driver's original wife), or a female in her early to mid 20s with bleached hair and enhanced cleavage (either the driver's mistress or new trophy wife).

Compare to Daddy Bought It Mobile

"Hey Brent, did your dad just get a convertible Mustang? That car is such an MLCM. What's next, fake boobs on your mom?"

by JK Grence May 27, 2005

Pope mobile

Like the Batmobile, but adhearing to the speed limits

Bless this drive by, and I will take fries with that

by umpirestrikesback July 2, 2005

Nigga-Mobile

A old sedan type vehicle often featuring huge shiny rims, hydrolics, large speakers, and a random black person behind the wheel.

Yo man check out that Nigga-Mobile rolling down the street!

by Joeproson April 22, 2011

WeeMad Mobley

The superior, ultimate form of the human being known as Narin. This form has unlimited levels of supa sex and has unparalleled abilities to the entire JoJo universe. Nobody can withstand this mans charisma once he catches your eye~
(He's also TikTok famous)

I'm sick of Crying, Tired of trying, Yeah I'm smiling, But inside I'm... WeeMad Mobley

by KuroVargas December 7, 2020

Huck mole

When something/someone is so disgusting that there is no other way to describe it

Daymmm, that bitch is a huck mole.

by Dyldooooo September 1, 2011

T-Mobiled

To be duped into something. Tricked

Kevin : The credit card company told me I didn't have to make a payment for 12 months. I just got my first bill and there is a late charge on it.

Denny : You just got T-mobiled

by King03 August 13, 2012