Minty Piss

Slang for 'Mojito', the popular cocktail which has a distinctive minty taste. Should one be opposed to such a taste, one may refer to Mojito as 'minty piss'.

'What is this foul drink?'
'Mojito'
'Tastes like what I can only describe as minty piss'

by themintyone September 10, 2011

Mitty Text

When you don't just write a text, you write a freaking novel, a WALL of TEXT. It's quite inexcusable and obnoxious the amount of material you or he/she just sent.

Guy 1 - "No I just woke up. I'll call the bank after class. About the kitchen tho. When I came back the pan with oil was mine and a piece of trash was mine. None of the dishes were mine I know he wants to start using our kitchen bc homeless boy is dirty. He has said that he is going to put dishes in our sink for the dish washer (I told him he can't do that). Plus I have caught homeless boy leaving a dish in our sink. Were any of those dishes/glasses yours? Mitty Text"

Guy 2 - "Work son"

by Hurdsauce October 31, 2011

shitty mitty

When you have a poke-through with toilet paper and end up with brown product on your hand

Dammit Louise, you bin shoppin' at walmart agin fer the bum wipe - Ah dun gotta a shitty mitty agin!!!!

by Newfi Shunky Shack March 12, 2015

Minyoung

An asian girl who is very sweet and loves sweets. Makes an awesome roommate!

"Who are you rooming with this year?"
"Oh I got a Minyoung!"

by someonecoolerthanyouokay November 29, 2009

Mitzy

Mitzy is a girl who is beautiful, amazing, and has a talented soul. She's really shy but once you get to know her she's crazy and outgoing and has a big butt. She only cares for people that are important to her and she loves food!!

Boy#1- "damn, Mitzy is so hot."
Boy#2- "I wish I could talk to her."

by Lolllbye January 11, 2017

minty

a favorite expression of Seth Cohen from the o.C., used to mean slightly embarrasing and having homosexual tendencies.

you used to do musicals? that's very minty of you.

yeah, our mascot's the pirate, I know its a bit minty.

by Denise November 24, 2003

Eeny meeny miny moe

A colloquial expression used to be able to make a selection/decision at random. This is done by pointing with your finger randomly at the possible choices and chanting each word. Whichever option is pointed at when saying "moe" is the one that should be chosen - mostly, as some people cheat and do it again. This can be done with your eyes either open or shut.

There are 80 or so flavours of ice-cream/sorbet you can choose from. They all sound delicious and you cannot make up your mind... so you close your eyes and chant while pointing randomly at the board "Eeny meeny miny moe!" You open your eyes and your finger is pointing at: Straberry Cheescake! You have a quick glance and realise you really wanted Mississippi Mud Pie... but tough, it's fate! Strawberry Cheescake it is. ;)

by ely athron November 10, 2007