One of the main policing forces in Mitchell county Kansas. They are known for being corrupt and using illegal tactics against anyone who doesn’t live in Mitchell county. The county seat, Beloit, has a small technical college and the students there are consistently harassed and followed by the police there. Since they are often bored (low crime rates) they have to plant evidence to have any kind of action. The entire town of Beloit is a glorified speed trap. If you can avoid it go around Mitchell county Kansas. They don’t discriminate by race, they hate everyone. If you’re not a criminal, they’ll make you one.
Man 1: Hey are you going to the Waconda Lake?
Man 2: hell no I’m not going there! That’s in Mitchell County, Kansas.
Man 1: yeah good choice. The Mitchell County Sheriff’s deputies will bend your ass over and rape you
Man 2: hell no I’m not going there! That’s in Mitchell County, Kansas.
Man 1: yeah good choice. The Mitchell County Sheriff’s deputies will bend your ass over and rape you
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Aka the finest piece of Canadian ass ever created.
Grew up in Vancouver before moving to Toronto to pursue a modeling career. She now currently resides in LA.
She's most known for playing a hot teen lesbian (ABC's Pretty Little Liars) and for picking up more chicks than the other starring actors combined.
She's also known for the magical waterfall of silk atop her head which she calls her hair, making her the youngest spokesperson for Pantene.
Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.
Shay makes guys go ape shit and girls feel like shit or question their sexuality.
Edit: Rumored to be in lesbians with her equally as hot bff, Ashley Benson. Unf.
Aka the finest piece of Canadian ass ever created.
Grew up in Vancouver before moving to Toronto to pursue a modeling career. She now currently resides in LA.
She's most known for playing a hot teen lesbian (ABC's Pretty Little Liars) and for picking up more chicks than the other starring actors combined.
She's also known for the magical waterfall of silk atop her head which she calls her hair, making her the youngest spokesperson for Pantene.
Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.
Shay makes guys go ape shit and girls feel like shit or question their sexuality.
Edit: Rumored to be in lesbians with her equally as hot bff, Ashley Benson. Unf.
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Girl: Sweet baby Jesus, me too.
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