mistext

A text message containing information (usually unflattering or damaging) about a third party which is sent to the individual it concerns rather than the person for whom the communication is intended.

Text written for secret lover is inadvertently sent to partner, making it a mistext:

"On my way home, partner name suspicious, don't call."

by Dr E Short July 3, 2008

misterobvious

Hmmm, did you mean: Pedophile?

Woah 40 year old man, you're a MisterObvious!
Yes. Yes I am.

by AAGuy March 4, 2019

MisterLister

MisterLister is usually the name of a gay person who uses the internet.

Who were you talking to online?

MisterLister

Oh that guy's probably gay.

by showderp September 1, 2013

mistell

Mis*tell Mistold, Mistelling
Abbreviated: mt

To tell erroneously.

Usually used in chatrooms or instant messages when a message is sent to the wrong person and that person recognizes it.

"I'm sorry, I don't know any Bob. Is this a mistell?"

"Ack, sorry, mt."

by cdat16 November 30, 2004

mister teddybear

a totally awesome guy who's really huggable, and you can tell him all your secrets, and really great to sleep with ;O
just like a teddybear <333 overall the BEST guy ever :3 effing perfect ^.^

Danny's mister teddybear ^.^

by mochiluv November 20, 2009

mister positivity

You know me; I can't complain.

"OMG, she broke up with me because of the Rona. But Mister Positivity is still out there, swinging. Too bad the bars are closed."

by JormanThoad July 14, 2020

Mister November

Nickname for Chase Utley of the Philadelphia "Phillies" who on November 2, 2009 hit his 5th homerun in World Series with New York Yankees to tie previous "Mister October" numbers put up by Reggie Jackson. Chase has either one or two games more to BEAT the RECORD and those damn Yankees, the team of my childhood.

When Chase Utley hit two homeruns in a game for the second time in the 2009 WORLD SERIES between the Phillies and the Yankees (game 1 and game 5); he earned the nickname "Mister November".

by jim christ November 3, 2009