Mississippi is stereotyped as being at the top of bad categories (crime), and at the bottom of good categories (education). "Thank God for Mississippi" is often used in relief, because statistically speaking, Mississippi will be worse off than your state.
When he got the new rankings of primary education by state, the state superintendent of education exclaimed "Thank God for Mississippi" in relief.
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Due to the Bird's persistent cheek, it was necessary to pin him down and produce the Mississippi Slap.
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by rixter1971 April 27, 2012
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by HughJayness February 26, 2017
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Get the one-mississippi mug.When you are about to nut, instead of pulling out and turning her into a toaster strudel, you shoot your badger milk into your own mouth then blow it out as hard as you can into her face.
I just gave my brother's sister a Mississippi Blow Dart. Her dad couldn't hold the camera steady any longer because he was laughing too hard.
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