Missionary 5th base

Just like missionary position but just anal sex with the man in top.

Anal sex without doggie style, missionary 5th base.

by Good ole boy01 May 9, 2019

missionary muscles

The triceps; they are the muscles that a man uses to support himself while having sex in the missionary position.

Oh man, I was on top of Renee for two hours last night and now my missionary muscles are killing me.

by silasmeister May 2, 2010

missionary hip

Pain in the hip due to too much sex. Tennis elbow of the hip.

I better switch positions before I get missionary hip.

by dampmark February 8, 2008

missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside). He may lower himself onto her and rest more of his weight on her body. The woman can wrap her legs around him to control the depth and speed of his thrusting into her vagina, or she may thrust a little towards him from her pelvis to match his movements in and out of her vagina.

She's not a big fan of the missionary position, she prefers that I lie on my back and she sits on me; I like that too, as it leaves both my hands free, to touch her.

by Jake March 23, 2004

Missionary Jerk

A sexual position performed by homosexuals in which while facing each other (similar to the missionary position performed by a heterosexual couple) the top partner places his penis in the anus of the bottom partner while at the same time the top partner will also masturbate the bottom partner.

Last night Jake missionary jerked Connor.

by Professor Pad May 22, 2011

Missionary Position

A sex position in which the female lays on her back and the guy lays on top of her

Kiersten : Last night Jake was tired so we just did the Missionary Position all night!
Kaylee : So who cares!
Kiersten : Yeah well my baby works hard all day sometimes he needs a break!
Kaylee : Then why don't you two just sleep?
Kiersten : Yeah right like Jake can just sleep next to my hot little body!
Steve : Yeah sometimes when Chad is in the Missionary Position with his wife I like to hide in the closet and jack off!
Kiersten : You Dumbass That's Gross!
Kaylee : Yeah what the Fuck are you doing in his house anyway?
Steve : Oh I meet Chad there when he get's home from work so I can suck his cock to you know warm him up!
Chad : Hey Guy's What's Going On?
Kiersten : Not much Steve say's he like's to watch you and your wife in the Missionary Position!
Kaylee : And jack's off too!
Chad : God Damn't Steve your supposed to go home after you suck my cock quit hiding in closet's umkay!
Steve : Ok im sorry I wont do it again!
Chad : Now go home your not supposed to be here anyway it's not the weekend!
Steve : Yeah then I can put my blowup doll in the Missionary Position!
Kiersten : Oh God just go home already!

by SlopNChop July 25, 2018

missionary sex

The missionary position or man-on-top position is a sex position usually denoting the act in which a woman lies on her back and a man lies on top of her while they face each other and engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activity-(he sex position to conceive)

Lets have missionary sex.

by Imswaggy November 4, 2013