by Moistymire January 27, 2018
A person who refers to himself in the Third Person. It is an anatomy buff. Owns too many Hawaiian shirts, and loves hot wheels.
by Colby Carl November 07, 2019
The act of taking a crap and a piss at the same time in your pants because you are too lazy to get out of your bed at night. When performed, the yellow-brownish liquidy waste should look like a swamp.
I performed a moisty mire last night ij my bed. The smell was so horrific in the morning that my wife divorced me.
by Jimmyhatesmatthew January 07, 2018
Typically the token black friend in your close knit of friends. Usually or preferably skinny and somewhat awkward at times.
by The Mazzy December 10, 2010
by FollowAndLikeForFreeDeath April 17, 2018
Where’s Gladys?¿ No one knows. She could be with Michael at Chuck-E-Cheese, she could be pleasuring herself with a bubblegum flavoured ‘popsicle’ whilst watching little Kelly frolick, or she could be jumping on top the rooftops of the elderly home singing twinkle winkle little Kelz. She’s an astrological lesbian who howls once a full moon arises. She’s 69 and a very strong feminist. So watch out biotches she might bite <3 everything u want to b.
“What does your Gladys do for you on a Friday night??”
“What’s a Gladys”
“whatthefrig you don’t have a Gladys Grimpen-Mire are u diddling my widdle caroline?!1?!”
“Gladys follows me everywhere cuz I’m so loveable #consent #lol #buddies #cuddlebuds”
“What’s a Gladys”
“whatthefrig you don’t have a Gladys Grimpen-Mire are u diddling my widdle caroline?!1?!”
“Gladys follows me everywhere cuz I’m so loveable #consent #lol #buddies #cuddlebuds”
by astonishedastrology November 24, 2018
The most beautiful girl in the world. Can be shy at first but once she gets comfortable with you she can be very outgoing and crazy. She has a very sweet and caring personality. She is an innocent face, with an unexpected personality. Mirelys is one of the most amazing friends you can possibly have. They'll always be there for you whenever you need someone to talk to. She can be trusting but don't get on her bad side. However, if you can get a Mirelys to love you, then never let go. She can make you a very happy person. Mirelys has Leo tendencies
by Anonymous eagle November 24, 2021