dingleberry

n. - a Klingon near Uranus

Spock needed to tear off a piece of toilet paper for his next mission - elimination of the dingleberry orbiting the black hole.

by Zorra October 4, 2005

jingleberry

The little ass shit berries that hang off of your rectum while you are taking a crap.

Last night I had a huge jingleberry that wouldn't come off while I was taking a shit

by homestepo November 12, 2014

Dingleberry Bolognese

It consists of ass hair / pubes as the spaghetti, the dingleberries as the meat mince and any residue bodily liquids (normally diarrhoea) as the sauce.

Usually a meal for one but can be shared.

Matthew: "Yo, what did you have for dinner last night?"

Michael: "I had my girlfriend's dingleberry bolognese. It was delicious"

by Nivea_dingleberry scented January 25, 2020

Daytona Dingleberry

A Daytona Dingleberry is a sex move where you do not wipe your ass after taking a shit in order to obtain dingleberry’s in your butthole hairs. Then make your sexual partner eat your ass, eating your dingleberrys in the process. (Not to be mixed up with brown nosing)

(Juuling in the bathroom)

Timmy: you should definitely not wipe your ass if your hanging with Sandy tonight.

Dante: you're right, maybe she’ll give me a little brown nose and a Daytona Dingleberry

by DanteCaash March 26, 2019

Jingleberry

Another term for a testicle during a time of festivities.

While setting up the nativity scene, I fell on top of the ceramic baby Jesus and hurt my jingleberry.

by Gently Touched February 9, 2017

dingleberry fairy

Supernatural being that comes in at night and plucks dingleberries when you're sleeping and leaves a quarter under your pillow.

"I bought a gumball today with the quarter that the dingleberry fairy left me last night."

by IC dingleberries April 16, 2007

dingleberry scissors

The scissors found in the junk drawer of any kitchen in a developed country. These scissors are used for many tasks, from cutting open bags of cereal to school projects, but their name comes from perhaps their most unpleasant use--cutting the occasional dingleberry off of a family pet.

Help! Mom's trying to cut my hair with the dingleberry scissors again!

by Brent Dax October 9, 2004