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it aint mines

The paternity test came back negative; the baby doesn't belong to me.
"Yo Tina, I told your slutty ass, that baby....it aint mines!"

"Heidi is a tramp, she has done the nasty with everyone in the hood, shit....it aint mines."
by jayzzzzzzzzzzzzzz August 29, 2006
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Colorado School of Mines

A small public engineering college in Golden, Colorado. While heralded as one of the most prestigious engineering colleges in the country, mines suffers from an absurdly imbalanced male-female ratio. Dating at mines for men is a perpetual state of being cock-blocked, as the number of single straight females at the university is somewhere in the single-digits.
Mines is home to a thriving greek life, as joining a fraternity guarantees you plenty of alternatives to resorting to giving your female TA's sexual favors.
Despite being one of the most stressful college experiences in the country, the campus suicide rate remains astonishingly low, as most incoming freshmen do not know how to use a screwdriver to remove the suicide blocks present on all dormitory windows.
Most students at all levels are familiar with the concept of weed-out classes. However, weed-out classes do not exist at mines as all mines classes fit the definition.
The mines student body has a thriving LGBT+ community, likely as a result of most of the above.
"Where do you go to school?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
"What do you do in your free time?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
"You're 22 and still a virgin. What are you doing?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
by Mines is gay September 29, 2021
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Minesweeper

A game that comes in your computer that is easy to play. Most people don't know how to play minesweeper. There's beginner, intermediate, advanced, and custom. First, you click on a square. Then any square you point to will have 8 surrounding squares either with unclicked areas or numbers or spaces with no number which represents zero mines. Avoid clicking the mines. A mine will have 8 squares with the number 1 on it representing 1 mine. You can add a flag to squares you know are mines or a question mark to squares you think is a mine. A square with a number 2 means there are 2 mines somewhere in the 8 surrounding squares. A number 3 means there are 3 mines somewhere in the 8 surrounding squares. A number 4 means that there are 4 mines in the 8 surrounding squares. number 5 means that there are 5 mines somewhere in the 8 surrounding squares. You can find a square with a number 1 that has only 1 unclicked square. Flag that square because that's where a mine is. If you find a number 2 with 3 unclicked squares, you might add a question mark on all 3 squares. If there's another square with a number 2 with only 2 unclicked squares, flag both squares because that's where the mines are. Then if there's a square with a number 1 and there's a few unclicked squares but one of the squares has a flag in it, click the unclicked square. Focus. Good luck on your minesweeping! You also are being timed, so be kind of quick, but focused. Custom is fun. You can add extra mines and extra space.
I finished advanced minesweeper in 149 seconds. Yes!
by HawaiianPunch1 November 29, 2021
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Minehut Monkey

The average brainless child with a computer and an internet connection, whose entire time they spend grinding on terrible minehut servers, and spending their own parents' money on worthless ranks and cosmetics. They defend minehut like a dream stan defends dream.
Oh my God, this Minehut Monkey is defending Gmini after someone tried to spam it, what a no life!
by bruh_w0w December 10, 2021
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Miesha

She is very mean, at times can be a heartbreaker, Speaks her mind to anyone who steps in her way, Doesn't bite her tongue for no ONE ! Very smart, and very good in bed. Extremely atractive , smart intellegents, self centered at time, is a girly girl but at times can get down and dirty with the boys ! , Loves to cheer and hey what can i say THERE IS TO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT HER AND SO LITTLE TIME <3 Can be your everything ! Has a perfect body
Boy: OMG She are a Miesha i have to have you
Boy 2: Shut no Im gettin her
by His Mizz November 15, 2010
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minshall

The cow people of northern Saskatchewan. Milkmaids are the esteemed occupation of their culture. To become a milkmaid is to occupy a position of power and reverence within the largely obese community. On the third day of every month they wear spotted cloth over their loins in order to honor their heritage. The consistency of cottage cheese in their women and in their genitals is desirable. Not to be confused with minges the vagina of the European world.
She worked that utter like a true minshall.
by Ostreicher October 20, 2013
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minosh

Sexy cat name that can kill Ryan in a fight
Minosh is a sexy cat name and he could kill ryan in a spar
by Mertthekaka October 24, 2018
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