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Milking the cow

When you get a crappy job with tiny pay so you do less work for the same pay as the other guy. Anything from playing Nitrome on an office computer when no one's looking to taking 10 minute vape breaks to watching funny videos. When the pay is increased, you do more work so you no longer milk the cow.
I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!
by HawaiianPunch1 February 12, 2023
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Cock milking

This term is defined as the act of manual stimulation to the loins of a willing male - either by another male or a female. The loins of the male are stroked in a rhythmical fashion ; often from behind so as to resemble the milking of a bovine by a milking maiden. This results in a very pleasurable seminal emission by the male, usually captured in a tissue or some other receptacle.
‘Harold loves it when Maude has a go at cock milking. It gives him instant relief and means she can’t get pregnant!’
by Colonel Barnaby January 21, 2023
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Millennial

1. A generation for people born between 1980 and 2000, Millennials mainly grew up with arguments over who was the best Friends Character and wearing Jordans.
2. An insult used by old people or boomers that are mad they aren't keeping up with the times
1. Jen: "Hey Mel! Are you a Millennial?"
Mel: "Yes Jen, I was born in 1994, so I am a millennial"
2. Bernie: "These Damn Millennials on their skateboard with portable home phones and snappychat! Back in my day i had to work in the mines at 12 to provide wheat for my family! They know nothing about hardships!"
by the hecks and fricks police August 30, 2021
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Millena

Millena's are sweet, honest, dependable, and beautiful. Millena's are intelligent and weird. Love music and are very sensitive. So beautiful have guys all over her.
Millena is a typical name for a Hispanic or Brazilian Girl.
Millena is so nice, she helped me with my homework.
Millena is so beautiful!
Did you know Millena is Hispanic?
by fernace May 6, 2011
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millenni-ill

The short-lived, Monday-morning illness that overcomes millennials after a long, holiday weekend.
Lauren is feeling millenni-ill this morning. She claims she needed a little more sleep, and would try to come later when she feels better.
by JLaCarter November 26, 2018
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Artificial chocolate milking

A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.
Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.
by Coco Sean August 10, 2016
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milking studs

I dance nightly at the male male strip club called Milking Studs, and I swear you bought a dance from me.
by definition guy2610 March 11, 2017
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